novelden Chapter 138 Who Watched Hulk's Bare Butt
Chapter 138 Who Watched Hulk's Bare Butt
Chapter 138 Who Watched Hulk's Bare Butt
"Whatever is in it has nothing to do with him," said Mrs. Davies.
"Obviously you're waiting for someone, aren't you?" Tony Stark opened the document and looked at it. "Appointed you to meet."
"Yes," said Mrs. Davis.
"Mrs. Davis, your son didn't commit suicide." Tony Stark looked at the document again, closed it, and said to Mrs. Davis, "I assure you, he didn't kill anyone, someone used he."
"What?" Mrs. Davies asked in a daze.
"Use him as a weapon," said Tony Stark.
"You're not the one who called me at all." Mrs. Davis finally realized.
"It's actually me." The scarface girl appeared. She slapped the ID of the National Security Agency on the table, then pushed Tony Stark down on the table with her backhand, and handcuffed him.
"What are you doing? What's going on?" A tall, middle-aged security officer came over.
"Arrest the suspect." Scarface's sister paper pushed Tony Stark aside, "Are you a sheriff?"
"Yes ma'am, who are you?" asked the middle-aged magistrate.
"National Security Agency." The scar-faced girl showed her ID in front of the middle-aged magistrate, "Is there any problem?"
"No, there is a problem." The middle-aged magistrate smiled, "You'd better be able to explain in more detail."
"This is beyond your scope of authority." Scarface said.
"Why don't you call my boss and authorize me?" said the middle-aged sheriff.
Seeing this, Mrs. Davis, who was sitting there, also keenly sensed that there was something wrong with the so-called National Security Bureau official, and secretly threw the documents she brought under the table.
"You know? I hope to solve this problem in a smart way." The scarface girl didn't notice Mrs. Davis' small movements. She walked up to the middle-aged sheriff, looked at him and said, "Don't make it so serious."
While speaking, Scarface's hand suddenly became fiery red, as if magma was flowing inside, burning the metal on the certificate red.
"Get this woman away." The middle-aged magistrate had already seen that the scar-faced woman was putting on a show, but before his companion could make a move, the scar-faced woman suddenly slammed the scorching ID on his face, and immediately became angry. The sound of sizzling barbecue was accompanied by screams.
Then the scar-faced woman stretched out her hand and pierced the middle-aged sheriff's abdomen directly, as if piercing a layer of paper. After the fiery red hand penetrated the middle-aged sheriff's abdomen, she directly pierced the waist of the companion behind her. The pistol was snatched away.
boom!boom!
The scar-faced woman immediately killed the two sheriffs present.
"Hey, hot girl, do you want to join the party? Come on, I'll accompany you!" Tony Stark ran out of the bar, not forgetting to attract the scar-faced girl away.
But just as he ran to the street, he saw a man with a cropped head get out of the car. It was the same guy who was using a helicopter to blow up his seaside villa.
Tony Stark in the video has never seen this man with a haircut, but he also knows that this man must be an enemy, because there are streaks of fiery red on the man's face, as if magma is flowing under his skin, and the man who shot the policeman The official's scarred sister paper is exactly the same.
Tony Stark turned around and ran in the other direction.
The short-haired man took out his pistol, aimed at Tony Stark's back and shot, but just before the gunshot, a snowball flew over and hit the short-haired man on the shoulder, and the gun missed.
It turned out that the boy with the potato gun was sneaking up on the short-haired man. After that, he hid behind the street lamp and was not found.
Thanks to the divine assistance of the potato gun boy, Tony Stark successfully sneaked into a roadside shop.
The scar-faced girl took off her coat, followed closely, and also chased into the store, where she fought with Tony Stark.
Tony Stark saw an opportunity and strangled Scarface Girl's neck with handcuffs on both wrists, but Scarface Girl's neck became fiery red again, and the handcuffs melted directly!
"It's this kind of method again!" Steve Rogers frowned slightly, "Stark, even metal can be melted, which means that her skin temperature is very high, but such a high temperature, she shouldn't burn herself first. Is it melted?"
"I can't see what's going on now." Tony Stark stared at the video, "I didn't expect that such a strengthened person would appear in the Ten Commandments Gang in the future."
"At present, there are two people from Mandarin, both of whom have this kind of means." Bruce Banner said in a deep voice, "So we have to assume that Mandarin has mastered the method of mass-manufacturing people, In addition to the two in the video, the Ten Commandments Gang has other reinforcements."
"What a headache." Tony Stark couldn't help rubbing his temples. "Why are there so many smart people? Can't you just be an ordinary terrorist organization? It has to be special."
"Tony, are you ashamed to say that it seems that you kicked off the prelude to 'Inhumans'?" James Rhodes couldn't help complaining, "Before you announce yourself as Iron Man, the only thing I need to worry about is The neighbor's Snoopy puppy don't steal the ham in my refrigerator. But after you appeared, the gods also descended, the veterans of World War II were resurrected, and the witches and magic that I always thought were children's bedtime stories also appeared... "
"What does that have to do with me?" said Tony Stark. "Wouldn't Odin have exiled Thor since I wasn't Iron Man? Wouldn't the Captain wake up?"
"It's really an era when demons dance wildly..." James Rhodes sighed.
In the video, it’s not all a bad thing that the scarface girl paper suddenly became “hot”. She successfully melted the handcuffs on Tony Stark’s wrists, freeing Tony Stark’s hands.
Tony Stark took a barrel of gasoline and poured it on the ground, and kicked the burning red handcuffs that fell on the ground. With a whoosh, a raging fire burst into the doorway, killing Tony Stark and Scar Face girls are separated in two worlds.
The scar-faced girl looked at the sea of flames, and actually walked in directly!
Tony Stark also knew that the fire would definitely not kill the other party, and he had already made other preparations. He put a string of metal into the microwave oven on one side and set it up.
"Even if you burn yourself to ashes, you are not a hot girl." Afterwards, Tony Stark stared at the flames at the door.
"That's all you can do? Cheap tricks and nasty one-liners?" The scarfaced girl walked over from the sea of flames, alive and kicking.
It's just that the person didn't burn to death, and the little skirt on his body didn't burn, so it's outrageous.
"Honey, the trick I gave you doesn't have to be too expensive." Tony Stark pulled out the gas tank hose that had been unscrewed a long time ago, turned around and ran to another room, and closed the door.
Amidst the chi chi sound, the gas spurted out immediately.
At this time, the metal that was put into the microwave oven began to emit electric sparks, and the next moment, there was a bang, and a big explosion occurred.
Tony Stark walked out of the store crookedly, and the scarface girl was lying on the wires in the air, obviously blown up by the previous gas explosion.
But the matter is not over yet, the enhanced person who can generate high temperature in the body is not only the scarface girl, but also the cut-headed man.
I saw the inch-headed man standing in front of the water tower, with a fiery red palm passing under the water tower, the water tower suddenly turned red, and was about to be melted.
The inch-cut man pulled down with both hands, and the huge water tower collapsed, and a large amount of water poured out, as if there was a flood.
Tony Stark was lying on the ground, clinging tightly to an iron frame so as not to be washed away.
But this is not a real flood after all, the amount of water in the water tower is limited, and all the water will flow away in a short while.
But Tony Stark was held down by an iron frame.
Just when he was about to pull himself out from under the iron frame, the cropped man appeared.
But he is not alone.
He also took a hostage.
The potato gun boy who sneakily rescued Tony Stark with a snowball.
"Child, what gift do you want for Christmas?" The inch-cut boy came to Tony Stark, with one hand on the potato gun boy's chest, and that hand was ablaze.
"Mr. Stark, I'm very sorry." The potato gun boy apologized to Tony Stark for being a hostage.
"No, no, I think he's trying to say, I want that damn file!" said the cropped man.
At this point, the space went dark and the video ended.
"..." Tony Stark suddenly became a little irritable, "Why is this time over! Is there anything wrong with that little boy!"
"You are suppressed by things, and you don't have a battle armor. The opponent is a strengthened person, and there are hostages. The situation is not very optimistic." Steve Rogers said.
"Captain, thank you for your analysis." Tony Stark said angrily, can't I see this, can't you say something like auspicious people have their own celestial aspects at this time.
"Stark, you don't have to worry too much, you will be fine." Bruce Banner opened his mouth at this time, and finally said something Tony Stark loved to hear.
"Although I don't know much about armor, the armor in the video is obviously not as advanced as the armor during the war against Thanos." Steve Rogers' next words were very useful to Tony Stark, " That is to say, the Mandarin attack happened before the arrival of Thanos. Since Stark lived until the arrival of Thanos, he would not die when the Mandarin attacked. So although the situation in the video looks very dangerous, but It is destined to be a disaster."
"Yes, yes, there must be no danger. Such a cute and smart child is more worthy of living than me." Tony Stark said quickly, "Even if I survive, the little boy must survive."
"At that dangerous time, what he said to you was actually an apology." James Rhodes sighed, "Tony, if you can be half as sensible as that child, you won't give me and Pepper such a headache."
"Did I give you a headache?" Tony Stark was surprised when he heard this, "Why didn't I know about this?"
"Come on!" James Rhodes rolled his eyes when he heard this, "Don't you know how messy you are? Do you know how many times I wiped your ass secretly!"
"How about you make a list for me?"
"Fack squid, Tony." James Rhodes snapped at him with a middle finger.
[The fourth question begins, please be prepared. 】
[May I ask the following people, who saw Hulk's bare butt? 】
【A Thor】
【B Iron Man Tony Stark】
[C Captain America Steve Rogers]
[D Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]
[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded with ten years of life.If the answer is wrong, one year of life will be deducted. 】
As soon as this question came out, everyone's eyes fell on Bruce Banner, with strange eyes.
"What are you looking at me for?" Bruce Banner said without changing his expression, "That's Hulk, not me."
"Don't kid yourself, Dr. Banner." Thor said, "Hulk is you, you share the same body."
"I don't want to act like a pervert." Tony Stark said, "But I want to say, I'm still looking forward to that scene."
"Every time Dr. Banner transforms, his jacket bursts open, but his pants are intact." Steve Rogers said, "So this time Hulk was seen because his pants changed like his clothes. Is it normal, is it torn?"
"Since the captain mentioned this, Dr. Banner, can you explain why your pants are fine every time you transform?" Tony Stark asked. Changing from trousers to underpants, but it doesn't affect wearing at all?"
"How do I know this?" Bruce Banner spread his hands, "The one who bursts his clothes is the Hulk, and the one who can't burst his pants is also the Hulk. If I let the Hulk come out, you call two more reporters, and everyone interviews together Interview Hulk?"
"Okay, let's get back to the topic." Steve Rogers said, "I personally think that the reason why Hulk is naked is not because of fighting, but because of some kind of situation that has to do it."
"For example, Hulk wants to eat candy, but people don't give it to him, but Hulk keeps asking for it, so the person says unless you are naked and act like a baby, is this a necessary situation?" Tony Stark said.
"Stark, I think you miss Hulk's little punches, don't you?" Bruce Banner glanced at Tony Stark, "Put on your bracelet and count down to three, I'll let Hulk out .”
"There's no need for Dr. Banner." Tony Stark waved his hands again and again, "I'm just kidding, just kidding."
"This question is actually very simple." Bruce Banner analyzed it by himself without waiting for others to speak, "I still remember a question before, asking who Hulk fell like Loki, from the video of that question , we can see that Hulk stayed on that alien planet called Saka for quite a while. And, as far as I can tell, it wasn't Bruce Banner who lived there and turned into Hulk when necessary, but me Has been living there as Hulk."
"Dr. Banner, why are you so judgmental?" Steve Rogers asked.
"Because if it were me, I would definitely be against violence, and it would be impossible to participate in that kind of gladiatorial fight. If they want Hulk to come out, they have to use means to irritate me and let me transform before the gladiatorial fight." Analysis by Bruce Banner Said, "The consequence of this is that Hulk will tear everything apart, but you have also seen that Hulk only fights against the gladiator opponents, not the audience. On the contrary, he enjoys the cheers of the audience. So only As a possibility, I lived there for a while as Hulk."
"If this is the case, then the answer is obvious." Steve Rogers said, "Since it is life, it is inevitable to do some things that you would not do during battle, such as eating, such as taking a bath..."
"So, the answer to this question is Thor?" Tony Stark said, "When Hulk eats and takes a bath, of the four options, only Thor and the Hulk stay in the same place."
"Damn it, even if that's the case, why would I watch Hulk take a bath?" Thor's eyes widened. "What happened?"
"Maybe you accidentally saw someone posting their length on their social accounts, and you've had a psychological shadow since then, and some eccentricities have been born." Tony Stark said, "But I also have to criticize you Two sentences, you can't peek at Hulk no matter what, he is still a child, although he is a bit bigger."
"Posting stuff on social media sounds like something you would do," Thor said.
"No, this kind of thing is the favorite of pious and serious guys." Tony Stark glanced at several people, and finally fell on Steve Rogers, "I think it is possible for the captain to do this. Biggest. Well, it must be the captain."
"How could I do this kind of thing, I don't even have a social account." Steve Rogers said, "Stark, you have such a rich imagination, why don't you call Hulk out and tell him a story about sleeping?" Previous story?"
"Everyone, the more you talk, the more biased you are." Bruce Banner directly made a choice, "I choose A, Thor."
【correct answer!Reward life ten years! 】
Not long after the answer was announced, the video started to play. At the beginning, Thor was lying there with his eyes closed tightly, and there were a few girls around him rubbing the medicine on him.
"Ah~" Suddenly, Thor opened his eyes and woke up, scaring the girls away.
Thor stood up, looked at the surrounding environment, picked up his own clothes that were thrown on the ground, and put them on.
wow~
Suddenly, there was the sound of water coming from a corner, Thor turned around vigilantly, and saw a large pool in a corner of the room, filled with steam, and a huge green figure loomed in the steam.
With this skin color and body type, who else could be other than green and fat?
"Are we all right?" Thor said to Hulk.
Hulk sat in the pool without speaking.
"Hulk is taking a hot bath." Thor felt quite novel, and he asked as he walked around the room, "How long have you been like this?"
"What?" Hulk asked.
"Like you are now, big, green and stupid." Thor turned around and pointed at Hulk.
"Hulk has always been Hulk," Hulk said.
"How did you come here?" Thor walked to the window and looked out the window.
"Win it." Hulk said.
"Cheating." Thor pointed to a small metal ring around his neck. "Did you wear this when you won? How did you get here?"
"Quin-jet fighter." Hulk also made a flying gesture with his hands.
"Great!" Thor couldn't help but look happy when he heard that, and asked hurriedly, "Where is that Quin-style fighter now?"
Whoa!
Among the splashes, Hulk, who was soaked in hot water, stood up.
Just in front of Thor, everything is presented in front of Thor.
"You're a little too revealing." Thor turned around, "It's clear."
In this way, Hulk walked past Thor with his big and green body.
"This picture is just lingering." Thor closed his eyes.
"Quin-jet fighter." Hulk walked to the window and pointed.
"So, Hulk came to an alien planet in a Quin-style armor?" In the answering space, Tony Stark couldn't help but speak.
"Isn't Hulk's IQ equivalent to that of a child? He can fly a fighter plane?" Sam Wilson wondered.
"Although the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Quin-jet fighter is not very good, it still has the autopilot function." Tony Stark said, "What I want to say is, when will the Quin-jet fighter be able to travel to the stars?"
"I remember the science fiction novels I read before. Interstellar travel is very far away, and the distance is calculated in light years." Steve Rogers couldn't help but said, "And you need to go through wormholes, black holes and so on."
"The Quin-style fighter jet doesn't have the ability to travel through wormholes. With the current fighter jet structure, even if it is sent into the wormhole, it will be torn apart. But if it doesn't go through the wormhole, it will be much better if it flies to an alien planet. A long distance? I'm afraid the fighter plane will run out of fuel just after setting off!" Tony Stark said.
"It's not just about the fuel. I think when S.H.I.E.L.D. initially designed the Quin-jet fighter, they never thought about flying it out of the atmosphere?" T'Challa also said, "The material of the Quin-jet fighter makes it It can be active in the atmosphere, but in the universe, I am afraid it will be scrapped directly.”
"The reason why Thor came to that place was because he was kicked out of the Rainbow Bridge. The Rainbow Bridge is originally an interstellar bridge, which has the function of interstellar transmission." Tony Stark shrugged, "Thor got there in the same way. It’s reasonable. But Kun-type fighter jets fly to alien planets, just two words, outrageous.”
"Stark, this thing has already happened, no, it will happen in the future to be precise, so don't get entangled in scientific logic." Steve Rogers said, "There are many things that science cannot explain."
"But this is too outrageous." Tony Stark said.
"Although human beings have been exploring the universe, they still don't know enough about the universe." Steve Rogers said, "The Quin-jet fighter is theoretically unable to travel between stars, but who knows if there will be any accidents that will lead to What about this result?"
"Accident?" Tony Stark laughed, "Captain, I really want to know what kind of accident can give such a backward aircraft the ability to travel between stars."
"For example, a strong man who can fly can resist fighter jets in the universe to aliens." Steve Rogers shrugged, "It's like you resist nuclear bombs."
"Carrying a fighter plane across the universe?" Tony Stark laughed at that time, "Captain, it's a pity that your imagination doesn't go into writing novels, you can think of such nonsense."
(End of this chapter)