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Chapter 185: Bengbengbeng Kindergarten 3



Chapter 185: Bengbengbeng Kindergarten 3

(Since the video didn't mention all the daughters' names, I gave them my own.)

Juequ Lingzhe: "Captain, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to..."

Juequ Ling Zhu Yuan: "Captain, your behavior has violated the law. Please come with us!"

Captain of Honkai Impact 3: "Wait a minute, there must be some misunderstanding here. I can't possibly do that to an underage girl. System, please come out and say something!"

Live Q&A system: "Everyone, if you want to know the answer, it's in the next video. You can also find out how Gracia was born."

Honkai Sanqianjie: "Great! I want to see how this beast can do such a heartless thing!"

The video continues.

The video begins with Alicia, who had just given birth, holding a newborn baby.

Alice: "My daughter is so cute! I will call you Alice from now on."

The next second, it was Mobius, exhausted from giving birth, and Klein, holding the newborn baby Ti.

Mebius: "Ah, this hurts more than I thought!"

Klein, who was standing nearby, said, "Doctor, didn't you say that having a baby is easy?"

The video transitions to a few years later. The two little girls have grown up. One is Alice, the daughter of Alicia, and the other is Xiaoti, the daughter of Mebius. Xiaoti is wearing a pink dress and looking in the mirror. She says, "Just pick this one!"

Alice said in confusion, "What a hassle! I can just wear anything else."

Looking at the two little girls' abnormal behavior, the captain asked in surprise: "So, you two really didn't pick up the wrong daughters?"

The video then changed to show a confused Alicia and a sleeping Mebius.

Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "Wow!!! That cute little girl, is she my daughter? She's so cute!"

Honkai Impact 3rd Eden: "Indeed, this little girl looks a lot like Airi! But there is also the daughter of Mebius. The personalities of these two children seem to be the opposite of your two mothers."

Honkai Impact 3rd Mebius: "Humph, this little bitch actually hurt me so much in the video. If I meet her in real life, I will definitely pinch her little face hard!"

The video continues.

The opening theme song skipped over, and Alicia's daughter Alice appeared on the screen wearing a simple pink sweater. Alice said, "My name is Alice, I'm the daughter of Alicia and the captain. I want to die now!"

When Alice said this, her face turned dark instantly. After hearing her daughter's words, Alicia instantly lost her composure.

Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "What is going on! Why does my daughter want to commit suicide? What is going on!"

Xingqiong Railway Fu Xuan: "You want to commit suicide at such a young age. Did you encounter a serious accident?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Although Alicia and I don't get along very well, no matter what, we can't just watch a young child trying to commit suicide!"

Genshin Impact: "If you want to know the situation, just keep reading!"

The video continues.

The video turned to Mebius and Eden's daughter. Mebius' daughter grabbed a white snake doll and said viciously: "Ravage this snake."

Eden's daughter Elise said, "Xiaoti, be quiet, I'm still playing."

Meanwhile, Abonya’s daughter, Ashuya, said: “Mother said that prayer is not the only thing that nuns kneel down to do, and father replied, don’t nuns have to go to the toilet?”

Qian Xiaoying, the daughter of Qianjie and Yaesakura, said speechlessly: "For a moment I couldn't tell whether you were telling a dirty joke or a cold joke."

Genshin Impact Paimon: "Strange, the little girl lying on the ground doesn't have red highlights in her hair. She doesn't seem to be the captain's daughter?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Kallen: "Now that you mention it, I noticed it too. And that little girl's hairstyle is similar to Sakura's!"

Honkai Impact 3rd De Lisa: "As far as I know, in our time and space, besides Grandma Yae Sakura who stays with Grandma Kallen, there is also Miss Sakura from the previous civilization time and space. The two of them look exactly the same. Now that we know that Miss Yae Sakura is the captain's wife, this little girl should be the daughter of Miss Sakura from the previous civilization."

Honkai Sanzakura: "My, my daughter? But who is the daughter of me and me?"

Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "Do you still need to guess? Look at the hair color of this little girl, and then look at the necklace she is wearing. Isn't it obvious whose daughter she is?"

After hearing Gao Xuan's words, everyone reacted immediately and looked at the pink color of the little girl. The necklace on her neck was exactly the same smaller version of the Thousand Tribulations Mask!

Honkai Sansu: "I never thought that Qianjie and Ying would get together in another timeline and even have a daughter."

Honkai Sanqianjie: "This, this little girl is mine?"

Honkai Sanzakura: "This is really unbelievable, but this child is really cute!"

The video continues.

Alice said with inferiority complex: "No one talks to me. Do they hate me? Is it because..."

As the video changed, it came to a day in the past. Alicia was holding Alice and thanking the children: "Thank you all for playing with Alice. Do you want to come to my place to play?"

Alice also responded happily: "Yes! The Golden Courtyard is very big, let's play together!"

But the next second, Yulandel's daughter Carol grabbed Rita's daughter Liz's hand and said hurriedly: "Run away, mom said that you must not play with Aunt Alicia."

Then two little girls ran away yelling for help. Seeing this, Alicia couldn't help but feel sad: "Well, why? Did I do something to make them hate me?"

Alice said helplessly: "Mom, there is a possibility that you did it to their mother."

Then back to the present, Alice knelt on the ground with her hands on her hands in front of everyone, and apologized very sincerely: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I wanted to hurt you and yet I still wanted to continue chatting with you. I'm really too bad. I'm a parasite that shouldn't exist in this world. Do you want to punish me? I'll take off my clothes now (omitted) and then kneel down to let you (omitted)"

As Alice's words became more and more outrageous, the others hurriedly stopped her from talking any further. After all, she would not pass the review if she continued.

Genshin Fu Nina: "I can see that the reason why little Alice has such a personality is entirely because of the personality of her mother, Alicia, which led to the opposite situation."

Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "Ah! Why is this? Is there something wrong with my education method?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Isn't it easy to see? With your personality of wanting all the girls in the world to belong to you alone, how could a little girl like her accept such values ​​all of a sudden?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "That's right. After all, Alice is still too young. It's normal for her to not be able to accept it. But I'm not afraid. Sooner or later, I will let Alice inherit my mantle!"

The video continues.

Xiaoti squatted down and looked at Alice and said, "I think you would be very cute if you wore a skirt, Alice! But why do you..."

Then the video shows Alice in Xiaoti's fantasy wearing a skirt. Alice, wearing a pink sweater, said helplessly: "My mother taught me one thing, girls can't dress up too beautifully, otherwise they will be easily eaten by bad guys."

Then the picture appeared, and Kiana had turned gray. It was obvious that Kiana was eaten by Alicia because she was dressed too beautifully.


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