Chapter 326 Blade: Please Let Me Go
Chapter 326 Blade: Please Let Me Go
Starry Sky Railway Fireworks: "Since our Xiao Qinglong's second creation video has been broadcast, then according to the order, the next one should be Xiao Heidao's video."
Dan Heng of Xingqiong Railway: "Okay, okay, you better give me a video of his social death in his second creation."
Star Dome Railway Knife: "Hehe."
Live Q&A System: "The next secondary video to be played is called Blade: Please Let Me Go! It's a very entertaining video!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "System, don't keep us in suspense. Hurry up! Let us see what the video is like."
"Just from the name of this video, it's probably going to be a very funny video."
The video starts,
Blade appeared on the screen, and said in his inner monologue: "I am Blade, and today I will bring some Star Core Hunter shock to the little guys in the train crew!"
After saying that, Ren pushed the door open with great momentum. As soon as he opened the door, he found Ah Xing acting like a spoiled child to Kafka: "Mom, the universe is so complicated. I don't want to work hard anymore."
Kafka also gently touched Axing's head and said, "Silly child, you still call me mom."
On the other side, Sanyueqi was selling products to Yinlang. Sanyueqi said, "I strongly recommend this slime mask, it can also be used by sensitive skin!"
Looking at this scene, Ren instinctively felt that something was wrong and immediately said, "Goodbye!"
At this time, Dan Heng, who usually avoided the blade, suddenly appeared and said, "Since you are here, have a cup of coffee!"
Ren refused directly: "No need."
Although Dan Heng's tone was calm, there was always an inexplicable sense of provocation. He said, "That's right. Only those who don't have some strength dare not drink the train crew's coffee."
Feeling that he was being provoked, Ren drank the cup of coffee without hesitation. Suddenly, his body shook and he vomited some coffee along with blood.
Ah Xing gave a thumbs up and praised: "Wow, you are worthy of being a blade. After drinking Ji Zi's coffee, it was just a tiger body trembling!"
Starry Sky Railway March 7: "No, Ren, none of us in the train crew dare to drink Ji Zi's coffee. Is this the power of immortality?"
Starry Sky Railway Blade: "If the coffee on the Starry Sky Train can make me die, I won't mind drinking 100 cups of it."
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Is this the Star Core Hunter? He actually dared to drink another Aunt Jizi's coffee. He is really brave. I stayed in bed for a month after drinking the coffee!"
Genshin Impact Hu Tao: "What? A cup of coffee can make the Herrscher of the End lie down for a month. Is it that amazing? Then sell it. My Wangsheng Hall's business..."
Genshin Impact Yan Fei: "Hu Tao, you seem to be thinking about something dangerous!"
Genshin Impact Walnut: "No, I don't."
The video continues.
Ren said disdainfully: "At this level, even ten cups wouldn't be enough!"
However, words can cause trouble. Ah Xing took out 15 cups of coffee and said, "It's great that we can finally get rid of these stocks."
After Ren drank all 15 cups of coffee, he was now foaming at the mouth and looked exhausted. Ah Xing didn't notice anything wrong and praised him directly: "Wow, you are worthy of Ren. He drank ten cups of expired Himeko coffee and he only foamed at the mouth."
At this time, Ren felt something was wrong with his body: "It's over, my stomach feels so uncomfortable, it's too lame to say I'm going to the toilet now, I'm pregnant!"
Ren thought of a solution and said, "I accidentally spilled coffee on my clothes. Can I use the restroom?"
However, Ah Xing directly said: "Bathroom? We don't have one here!"
Ren Qiang pretended to be calm and asked, "Ah? Don't you guys need to use the bathroom?"
Ah Xing said directly: "It's so funny, there are only beautiful girls here!"
Ren took it for granted: "Oh, that's right, beautiful girls don't need to go to the bathroom, wait a minute..." Ren turned to look at Dan Heng and asked: "What about you?"
Dan Heng said as a matter of course: "It's so funny, I'm a dragon!"
Blade: "Oh yeah, how come I accepted these messed up settings so naturally! Wait, what about you???" Blade's gaze shifted to Walter Yang.
Walter Yang had a serious expression on his face. He adjusted his glasses and said, "Humph, every time that happens, I will use You Are a Black Hole to suck them in..."
Ren yelled directly: "Shut up! I'm starting to see a long screen!!!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Star: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Of course, beautiful girls don't need to go to the toilet. The toilets on the train are for boys."
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Qiong: "Really? I just saw you go into the bathroom..."
Before Ah Qiong could finish, Ah Xing slapped him and sent him flying. Then she said, "What did you say, little brother? I didn't hear you!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: "But speaking of which, Mr. Walter, is this how you were given the Star of Eden to use? How do you embarrass others who have used the Star of Eden?"
Honkai Impact 3 Tesla: "Did my other self, Joachim, ever use the Star of Eden like this?"
Tesla of Star Dome Railway: "This guy rarely goes to the bathroom. I don't think he'll be able to survive."
Walter Yang of Star Dome Railway: "Please, don't let your imagination run wild. I rarely go to the toilet because I metabolize less waste. I have never used the Star of Eden to do this."
The video continues.
At this moment, Ren felt that his body could no longer hold on, and he whispered to himself, "Damn it, I can't hold it anymore. I have to find an excuse to slip away."
This is Pam coming out. Ah Xing said, "Mina-san, to welcome Blade, Pam made special drinks for everyone!"
Ah Xing and San Yue Qi were very happy but Ren said, "Thank you, but forget it, I have to leave."
Then the two of them stared at Ren, and Ah Xing said, "You made Pam cry!" Pam also squatted alone beside him.
Silver Wolf: "Apologize to Pam!"
Kafka: "Give me a drink!!"
Under the coercion of everyone, Ren drank a cup directly, and then said: "Well, not bad, goodbye."
Ah Xing: "Another drink!"
Blade: "No, I want to go..."
Ah Xing: "Ah? Were you just being perfunctory just now?"
Silver Wolf: "Apologize to Pam!"
Kafka: "Give me another drink!!"
Ren endured the discomfort in his body, drank another glass of drink, gave a thumbs up and said: "Not bad... It's really delicious... Goodbye..."
Ah Xing: "Yeah! I heard that the stronger the drink, the more people like it."
March 7: "Yeah! I've had five cups."
Silver Wolf: "I've already had eight cups."
Kafka: "I've had ten drinks."
Ah Xing: "I've already had 25 cups."
Then the four of them stared at Ren with an expression that said, "Why don't you try drinking it?" Ren, who had always been strong, punched the table and shouted, "Bring all the rest to me!!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Ah Xing: "Hahahahahaha, Brother Dian Dao who has been strong all his life."
Aqiong, the pioneer of Xingqiong Railway: "Brother Diandao's stubbornness is something we should learn from."
Dan Heng of Xingqiong Railway: "You are worthy of being my former good brother. You really give me face."
Star Dome Iron Blade: "...This is all thanks to my good teammates!"
At this time, Blade in the Star Core Hunter Base stared at Kafka and Silver Wolf with a resentful look on his face, and the two of them felt a little embarrassed.
The video continues.
Ren spat out a large mouthful of water and thought to himself: "It's over, I can't stand it anymore."
Ah Xing: "Wow, I finished it all."
Blade covered his mouth and whispered, "That's great."
Ah Xing seemed to have heard it, and resumed his questioning expression: "What did you say?"
Blade: "Uh, I mean it's a pity. I want to drink 20 more cups."
Ah Xing: "Oh, of course there is more!!"
The next second, he took out eight more drinks. Ren regretted what he said and slapped himself madly in the face! However, the mother and daughter seemed not to notice. Kafka said with relief: "Haha, look how happy the child is."
Ah Xing also said: "As expected of a man who would cut himself with a knife at any time, he actually expressed his expectations in such a flesh-and-blood way."
As the video changed, Ren could already feel his body couldn't hold on any longer and thought, "I can't take it anymore... I'm about to come!"
At this moment, Dan Heng seemed to have smelled it and ran over and said, "Ren didn't expect you to give him so much face. I misunderstood you." Then, he slapped Ren directly on the body, and Ren's whole body turned into an abstract style.
At this moment, Ren's heart was broken, and he thought: "It's over, everything... has collapsed. Haha... forget it, just destroy it... Anyway, it's fine to kill them all! Let's free them!!"
Just when Ren was about to let it all out, he suddenly lost that feeling. He felt very strange and thought to himself, "Why did that tense feeling that was about to burst out suddenly disappear? Why do I feel so relaxed?"
At this time, Uncle Yang put one hand on Ren's shoulder and said with an expression of an experienced person: "Don't worry, I just used the pseudo black hole to help you suck them up..."
Blade: "Shut up!!!"
The video ends.
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