novelden Chapter 335: Give up resistance, Sea Patrol Ranger!
Chapter 335: Give up resistance, Sea Patrol Ranger!
Live Q&A System: "The name of the next secondary video is Give Up Resistance, Sea Ranger! It's a secondary video about Portio!"
Star Railway Potio: "Damn it, it's finally my turn. Whatever you want, just bring it on! I'm going to kill you with one shot!"
Xingkong Railway Luanpo: "Your Highness, Silver Spear Shura, I will also assist you in every way possible. I will work with you to implement the mysteries of the Galaxy Ninja Way."
Starry Sky Railway Silver Branch: "Ah! My dear friend, I will definitely help you. Let us face the social death brought by the second creation video together!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Xilin: "I feel like you three can live together."
The video starts,
Botio appeared in the video and said: "I am Botio. I didn't expect that I would be caught by the company this time."
I saw Potio being locked up in a basement, with company employees on both sides. Sitting opposite him was Goldshaker from the Interstellar Peace Company, and Toppa was standing next to Goldshaker.
Gold Dust: "Sea Ranger, now tell me the location of the other wanted criminals in your organization! You have no choice!"
Facing the threat from Shajin, Potio didn't take it seriously at all, and said proudly: "But you didn't expect it, my dear! I have undone your handcuffs, my little cutie."
Then Poteo threw the handcuffs directly at Shajin's feet. Shajin was not surprised at all when he saw this scene. He still said very complacently: "You are quite capable! Mr. Poteo, but you certainly didn't expect that I would add super glue to your stool! Hahahaha!"
Hearing what Gold Sand said, Potio stood up and tried to take the stool off his butt, but because it was stuck so tightly, Potio's butt kept twisting, which created a very enchanting scene.
Portio: "Love you so much, Woohoo!"
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Damn, hehehe, brother, you smell so good! I wonder if you're interested in getting to know me!"
Star Railway Portio: "Haven't we known each other for a long time? And what's wrong with that perverted laugh of yours? You wouldn't even let go of a cyborg like me, who is so precious to him!"
Zero Grace: "It's because they are cyborgs that we can't let them go! Cutting-edge technology from the universe, just thinking about it makes me excited!"
The video continues.
Portio said in a bad tone: "That's very thoughtful, little cutie."
Gold Dust: “That’s it.”
Portio: "But you certainly didn't expect that the two employees around you were my good brother Pioneer in disguise!"
As soon as Potio finished speaking, the two company employees stopped pretending and revealed their true appearance, the Pioneer Star Sky, a pair of perverted siblings.
Portio: "Do it!"
Gold Dust remained calm and said, "You are quite foresighted, Sea Patrolman, but I already knew they were pretending. Who would write "I am Miss Toppa's dog" in their job profile? However, I gave each of them a single draw of gold!"
As soon as Shajin finished speaking, Ah Xing and Ah Qiong revealed their true colors. They each pressed down on Potio's shoulders. Ah Xing said, "I'm sorry." Ah Qiong said, "He gave me too much!"
Star Railway Silver Wolf: "Haha, it made me laugh a bit. This is an episode that fits the character perfectly."
Kafka of Star Dome Railway: "Why are these two kids so keen on being dogs for others?"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Star: "Being a dog for a beautiful big sister is such a wonderful thing! Being a dog for a cute girl is such a happy thing! Being a dog for a soft and cute loli is such a perverted thing!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Qiong: "Being a dog for a beautiful big sister is such a wonderful thing! Being a dog for a cute girl is such a happy thing! Being a dog for a soft and cute loli is such a perverted thing!"
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "How come you two are so young and have gone further and further down the path of perversion? Didn't Jiko from another time and space discipline you well?"
Star Dome Railway Himeko: "That's still manageable! Even with Kafka's Word Spirit Technique, they're still the same!"
The video continues.
Portio: "He's a treasure, but you didn't expect it, little cutie! The pioneers would just take advantage of it and run away!"
As soon as Potio finished speaking, Axing and Aqiong tied up Topa, blindfolded him and covered his mouth, yelling at him to oil the road, and ran out of the basement.
There were only two people left in the basement: Shajin and Poteo. Shajin said, "But you can't imagine this!"
Poteo was startled. Gold Dust said, “Watch out!”
Shajin directly stabbed Potio's chest, where the heart was, but Potio was not hurt at all. Potio laughed and said, "Hahahaha, I knew you would attack the vital part, I have already moved the heart to another place, I won't tell you where it is!"
Botio said this, but the video showed that Botio's butt was straightened!
Star Dome Railway Gold Sand: "You don't need to tell me now. I didn't expect that the famous sea ranger would actually install his heart in his butt. I just want to ask what it feels like when you go to the toilet?"
Star Railway Portio: "What the hell is that? How can I feel about that? I'm a cyborg now, and I don't need to go to the toilet anymore."
Zero Billy: "Hey, that's the advantage of being a robot, no need to go to the toilet!"
Honkai III Selim: "Although I don't really like going to the bathroom, is there anything commendable about this?"
Star Dome Railway Topa: "But I was kidnapped by the pioneers. How should I put it? It seems to fit the pioneers' personality."
The video continues.
Shajin showed a triumphant expression and said, "Of course I know! So you definitely didn't expect that I electrified your chair!"
After saying that, Shajin directly pressed the switch button. A large amount of electricity flowed through Poteo's body. Poteo cursed, "Fuck you, baby, Wuwubo, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Then, a piece of music started playing. This music seemed to be electrified along with Portio, and was inexplicably very appropriate for the occasion.
Gold Dust: "Hahahahahahahaha, shock me again!"
Botio stared at Shajin with an angry face and said, "Electric rocker boy, cutie, I knew you would use the electric chair. You modified the electric twerk and are not afraid of electric shocks at all!"
Portio began to swing continuously again, looking very weird.
Genshin Katsina: "How do I describe this look? It feels very devilish."
Original God Marani: "Indeed."
Honkai Impact 3 Raiden Beichen: "I don't know under what circumstances this second creation video was created, it contains a lot of old jokes!"
Honkai Impact 3 Raiden Mei: "Sister, do you still know the gag?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Beichen: "Why, I can't know?"
The video continues.
Gold Sand: "I already knew you weren't afraid of electric shocks, so I kidnapped your fellow Sea Ranger, Huang Quan!"
At this time, a video of Huang Quan being tied up by the company appeared on the TV. Just by the way he was tied up, people who didn’t know would think he was doing something unspeakable.
Portio: "Oh my god, you are awesome, baby. I knew you would threaten me with the other rangers, but I didn't think you could kidnap her."
Sha Jin twisted his waist happily and said, "I won by one move. How can a gambler lose every day, and how can a child cry every day!"
Portio: "But you didn't expect that! He's not a sea ranger at all. I love you so much, why don't you run away!"
While Poteo was talking, Huang Quan started to draw his sword. Poteo reacted very quickly and ran away immediately. Then Huang Quan slashed down with his sword and hit Sha Jin, which caused a huge explosion.
Shajin woke up from his dream and said, "Why did I have such a strange dream?"
Potiou, who was sleeping beside him, also woke up and said, "That's right...that's right, I love you so much, how could I have such a dream..."
The two of them reacted, looked at each other, and screamed again!
The video ends.