Live Q&A: I am the Star God of Heaven

Chapter 999 Old Bottle New Friends 5

Li Suchang said to Dr. Zhenli at this time: "I really want to improve, but every time I listen to the teacher's lecture, I fall asleep and sleep more soundly than in bed."

Doctor Zhenli: "Well, think on the bright side. At least you got a good night's sleep compared to those students who attended the lecture but didn't understand anything." Speaking of which, there's another possibility: the recurrence of symptoms in some people is caused by abnormalities in specific base pairs in their genes, leading to immune deficiency and blocked hypothalamic secretion of hormones, thus causing sudden sleep symptoms.

The pathological symptoms of lethargy can't be overcome by willpower alone, but there's no need to worry. The incidence of this condition is less than 0.02%, and clinical diagnosis requires the condition to persist for more than three months. You're more likely to simply lack energy..."

“…” Li Suchang remained silent.

"Are you listening?"

However, at this moment, a closer look revealed that Li Suchang had completely fallen into a deep sleep, and a faint snoring sound could be heard.

Xing stroked his head speechlessly: "He's completely asleep!"

Qin Suyi from Xingqiong Railway: "Suchang, why don't you ask the teacher how he could fall asleep while listening? How is this different from your previous schooling?"

Li Sushang of Starry Sky Railway: "I'm sorry, Mom!"

Mei from Honkai Impact 3rd: Raiden: "Although falling asleep in class is not good, falling asleep while standing after just a few sentences is something I've never seen in any student before."

Genshin Impact Xingqiu: "Miss Suchang's sleeping posture is pretty good. At least she doesn't snore loudly like those students in the academy who snore even when they fall asleep."

At this time, Xing planned to take advantage of Su Chang's nap to give a name to the drink he had just prepared.

Xing pondered and said, "What name should I give it? Should it be 'A Sleep That Relieves All Troubles', or 'All You Say Come True'?"

Doctor Zhenli heard what Xing said and turned around and said, "Oh, sleep won't solve the problem; it will only postpone the more difficult problem until the next day. But don't increase the ingredients unless necessary. Add less water next time."

This time, Xing also decided on the name of this glass of wine, which is called "You Say Everything".

Not long after, Li Sushang woke up, and the effects of the drink that Doctor Zhenli had previously drunk had faded. She said, "The drink you mixed has a very unique flavor. The sourness is brewing with a subtle bitterness. If I'm not mistaken, this shouldn't be an ordinary recipe."

Xing said sarcastically, "What's wrong, godfather? Are you scared? Do you want to try another cup?"

"If you think this kind of rhetoric can anger me, you're completely mistaken. Calmness is an essential quality for those seeking knowledge. Have another drink. Even if you don't offer an answer, I can taste its uniqueness."

At this time, Li Sushang also became interested after hearing it: "What is it? I want to try it too!"

Xing Yi said righteously, "Children cannot drink alcohol, please understand."

"Hmph, you're really calculating!"

Li Sushang from Xingqiong Railway: "You said I was a child, Xing, you should be younger than me, right? You, who are younger than me, are mixing drinks, so why can't I drink?"

Star Railway Pioneer Xing: "Of course it's because I only mix cocktails and don't drink, and my mothers will praise me for learning a new skill. But if you drink, can you guarantee that your mother won't beat you with a feather duster?"

Li Sushang of Starry Sky Railway: "...this."

Honkai Impact 3rd Li Sushang: "Hahahaha, my other self, for the sake of your butt, you'd better give up the thought of drinking."

Then, Xing began to mix the cocktails. He chose a large highball glass, added a small amount of ice cubes, and mixed the cocktails according to Dr. Zhenli's requirements.

After the wine was mixed, Xing said, "Let's start by paying attention to money. Let's have a glass of wine to moisten our throats." As he said that, Xing brought up the wine.

Doctor Zhenli: "Let's give it a try. I hope this cup can help me see some improvement."

Doctor Truth took a sip of his drink.

Xing: "According to the recipe, this drink allows the drinker to share their knowledge in an educational way."

After hearing this, Doctor Zhenli nodded slightly and turned to Li Sushang and said, "Since you are so eager to learn... I have several courses here. Mastering just one of them will be enough to benefit you for the rest of your life."

Li Sushang was a little excited after hearing this: "I have listened to many famous teachers' lectures, but as soon as I heard the opening remarks, my eyelids started to twitch..."

"Don't worry, I'll definitely teach you. The first lesson is called Reading. I'll teach you the Memory Palace, the Forgetting Curve, Question Magazines, and Efficient Speed ​​Reading. How's that?"

"No, no, no, these are all too outdated. Now everyone goes to Buyehou to listen to audiobooks. I want to learn something more interesting~"

Upon hearing this, Doctor Zhenli bluntly commented, "The current academic atmosphere is truly deteriorating... The second lesson is titled Common Sense. How about I teach you about the movement of the stars, historical anecdotes, life tips, and the laws of physics?"

"I don't need to learn, I don't need to learn. When Xiao Guizi asked me to act out the scene where a huge stone is crushed by a chest, she taught me a lot. For example... 'Forces act in accordance with each other'!"

Seeing this, Xing complained mercilessly: "I think you should learn it again."

Li Suchang smiled embarrassedly.

At this point, Doctor Zhenli continued, "That's outrageous! The third lesson is called Logic. I'll teach you deductive reasoning, probability statistics, dialectical thinking, and metaphysics. How about that?"

"No, no, no! Probability is something we don't use in our daily lives."

"Actually, that's not the case. Some games may seem like luck, but behind the scenes, there's actually mathematical calculations involved. For example... the game you're familiar with, Di Yuan Qiong Yu, is like that."

"I should have understood if you'd told me that earlier! But Qingque always wins at cards, and I don't think she's ever learned probability theory. No, no, no!"

"You don't want to learn this, you don't want to learn that... Then how about I teach you to catch a lightsaber with your bare hands, jump through a flaming ring like a nightmare tapir, and shatter a star raft with your chest?"

"Hey, these sound interesting!"

Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "Little girl, are you going to change your name to Li Wukong or Sun Sushang?"

Qin Suyi from Xingqiong Railway: "You little bastard, it's so rare to meet such a good teacher, but you refuse to learn anything. You're dreaming!"

Li Sushang of Starry Sky Railway: "I'm sorry, Mom. I know I was wrong!"

Xingqiong Railway Qingque: "Hey, Suchang! Just because you haven't seen me learn it doesn't mean I haven't learned it. Back then, I was also a big score controller!"

Juequ Lingyixuan: "Studying is something that cannot be neglected. My disciples must also practice martial arts diligently every day so that they can remain fearless when facing danger."

Mingchao Shouanren: "Come to think of it, I haven't checked Encore's recent homework. Have you finished it today?"