novelden Chapter 507 - 388: Who Is It?
Chapter 507 - 388: Who Is It?
"Hehehe, watch closely. I’m only going to show you once, so you have to remember this."
Hearing this, the female Beastman’s eyes instantly locked onto her with intense focus. Wu Yue suddenly felt like she was being stared down by a predator.
She straightened her back, plucked up her courage, and said, "Come on, let’s go inside to talk. We can’t let anyone else see. Teng Qian is very popular, you know."
’As if!’
The two of them snuck back to the house. Wu Yue took a step forward with her right leg and bent it, sticking out her chest and her butt, trying her best to create something resembling an S-curve.
She then planted her right hand on her right knee and placed her left hand on the small of her back. With a solemn expression, she looked at the female Beastman. "You have to remember this pose. When you’re alone with Teng Qian, you do this."
"You look like one of the chickens the tribe is raising."
The female Beastman looked disgusted. "Can’t I just stand normally?"
"The way you stand, with your legs apart and your feet splayed out? That’s just terrifying to look at. You have to trust me, this is what Yuan Lang and Teng Qian like."
The female Beastman was taken aback. She gave Wuyue a complicated look. "Lord Wuyue, is this how you attracted Yuan Lang and made him fall for you?"
The thought of herself sticking her chest out and her butt up like that in front of Yuan Lang made Wu Yue’s mouth twitch. It would be a scene of pure, unadulterated cringe; she would absolutely never do something like that.
But for Teng Qian’s sake...
Wu Yue nodded decisively. "Yep. This is exactly how I attracted Yuan Lang."
The female Beastman’s eyes lit up, shining like 200-watt lightbulbs. "I can’t believe Yuan Lang is into that."
Wu Yue: "..."
’Hey, hey, hey! Can you watch what you’re saying? What do you mean ’into that’? What’s wrong with ’that’?’
"Enough chitchat. Are you going to learn this or not? If not, I’m leaving. I have other things to do."
Seeing her impatience, the female Beastman quickly stuck out her chest and butt, striking the same pose. "How’s this? Is this right? Don’t I look way better than you!"
Wu Yue’s face darkened. ’What the hell? I’m just a little malnourished, that’s all. Who does she think she’s looking down on? Hmph!’
"What’s next? I have to say something, right? You can’t possibly mean that if I just strike this pose in front of Teng Qian, he’ll agree to be my mate?"
The female Beastman wiggled her butt impatiently.
Wu Yue snapped out of her daydream about her own "perfect" figure. "How shallow. Haven’t you ever heard that the eyes are the windows to the soul?"
"As long as you look at him with love in your eyes, you won’t need to say a word. He’ll understand. But remember, you have to mix in a little... sexiness!"
"What the heck is that?! I already have a loving look in my eyes whenever I see Teng Qian, but what does ’mixed with sexiness’ even look like?"
The female Beastman, still in her pose, suddenly jumped up and scratched her head. Not being a very patient person to begin with, she was getting a little cranky.
Wu Yue froze, then let out a deep sigh. "It seems I’ll have to give you a demonstration after all."
She held what she considered a very sultry pose. "Alright, watch me!"
The female Beastman walked over, dead serious about learning.
Wu Yue lowered her head to prepare for a moment, then looked up with a gaze full of tender affection, adding a hint of soft charm. "So? Is it sexy?"
The female Beastman on the other side frowned and stared for a long while before standing up straight. "You have sleep in your eye..."
With that, she couldn’t help but burst out laughing. "And your expression isn’t sexy at all. It’s actually hilarious."
Lord Wuyue’s cheeks twitched, but her lips remained frozen in a stiff upward curve, a bit of un-wiped sleep stuck in the corner of one eye.
The corner of her eye, in particular, was twitching uncontrollably, just like Amu’s face when she finds out her little boy has pooped on a Beast Skin.
"I told you to look at my gaze, why are you focused on the sleep in my eye!"
Wu Yue reached behind her head to flick away the unidentified object from the corner of her eye, her face flushing in waves of heat. This female Beastman really knew how to humiliate a person.
’Isn’t this exactly how Ouyang Feng taught Hong Qigong back in the day? Even Hong Qigong managed to confess his love successfully. A man like Teng Qian, who lives in this primitive era, has probably never seen a woman strike such a fiery pose. He might actually be captivated.’
Seeing that Lord Wuyue looked a little unhappy, the female Beastman gave an embarrassed laugh. "My mistake. Please do it one more time. I’ll watch seriously this time, I promise."
"This is the last time," Wu Yue warned.
The female Beastman nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice. "Okay, okay."
Wu Yue lowered her head to prepare once more. After a long moment, she looked up with a gaze full of tender affection. "Is it... very sexy?"