novelden Chapter 133 Thailand Part 61: This is the title
Chapter 133 Thailand Part 61: This is the title
(Comments: Enough already, enough already, the tonic was used, it hurts my heart.)
(Comment: I really didn't expect Shang Xu to be tricked by that idiot Xu Jianian.)
(Comments: Don't panic, it's nothing, Sister Yu is coming!)
Xia Yu didn't realize that the water prison was right next to her when she passed by.
Until she heard…
"You're so ugly!"
"You're the ugly one! You're ugly in every way imaginable, ugly in every possible way!"
"Where did you get your nose done? Send me the location."
"You were born this way, what, you want to be reborn? You'd better think carefully, after all, China's birth rate is low now. If you start over, you'll be reincarnated in India, where you'll be drinking Ganges water every day!"
"you…."
Xu Jianian covered her mouth, feeling her defenses crumble at the words.
(Comment: That's incredible, Shang Bao's lips are smeared with arsenic.)
(Comment: I declare Shang Xu the victor in this battle.)
(Comments: Hahahaha, Xu Jianian actually had a day when he was told he was on the verge of breaking down. But Shang Bao is right. Now, if we start over, we can only reincarnate in India. Ew~ that place is really scary. They don't even spare lizards. You can imagine how terrible it is.)
"What are you two doing here??"
Xia Yu walked over and saw two big men huddled inside the low fence gate.
"Huahua, help me!"
Xu Jianian stretched out one hand, taking the initiative to make her presence known.
"Don't save him, he's the one who caused me to end up like this."
Shang Xu quickly pulled Xu Jianian back.
"Humph."
Xu Jianian crossed her arms and glanced at him sideways.
Shang Xu, not to be outdone, glared at him.
"Do you want to accept the challenge and rescue them?"
The guards questioned him.
The moment he saw Xia Yu walking over, his small eyes widened instantly.
His expression was serious and indifferent, but his true feelings were:
(Overjoyed: Ahhhhhh, this trip was worth it! I finally met Teacher Huahua, whom my mom has been longing to see! Ahhhhh, Mom, my son has made something of himself! It's a pity he was at work, so I couldn't get a photo or autograph.)
The sharp-eyed viewers in the live chat naturally noticed the guard's barely suppressed smile.
(Comments: Hahahaha, if there weren't cameras around, wouldn't this guard's smirk be so wide it would stretch to the Pacific Ocean? Another one playing me, Hua Hua, I love you so much.)
(Comment: No, no, no, the guard is just a nobody compared to Shang Xu and Xu Jianian. If it were Shang Xu, his smile would reach the galaxy, okay? As for Xu Jianian...)
(Comment: Ahhhhhh, does anyone understand? This guard is my precious son! Ahhh, I love Hua Hua the most! I love all the dramas she acts in! I originally wanted to go to Thailand to see Hua Hua in person, but I was too busy with work. My son is studying abroad there, but even though I'm not there, I've already booked a huge screen for Hua Hua at Siam Square for a month.)
(Comment: Our Sister Yu is so young, yet she has a bunch of middle-aged and elderly fans. But these aunties and uncles are quite powerful, especially when it comes to finances.)
(Comment: Sigh, that was the hard-won path our Sister Yu had taken. Unlike Shen Youyou, she didn't attend dinner parties to fight for resources, so she could only take on serious dramas below S-level that other actresses in the same field looked down on. But look what happened, every drama our Sister Yu starred in was a critically acclaimed one.)
(Comment: I used to think Xia Yu wasn't very popular, but it turns out her fans are all laid-back uncles and aunties. My coal mine tycoon is a fan of Sister Yu. He posts screenshots of her from dating reality shows on his WeChat Moments every day and even calls himself Sister Yu's dog. Is that something to be said??)
"I accept the challenge."
Xia Yu, of course, had to be saved.
You can only choose to save one person.
As soon as these words were spoken, the comments section erupted with amusement.
"Save me, Huahua! I can give you all my justice points. Shang Xu's justice points are ninety, but he's not as valuable as me."
Shang Xu glanced at him: "Have you no shame? This is my partner!"
"I choose Xu Jianian..."
Xia Yu pointed at Xu Jianian.
Xu Jianian's eyes were bright and her face was radiant.
Xu Jianian:.ヽ(^Д^*)/.
"Of course, it's Shang Xu next to Xu Jianian."
Xia Yu then finished speaking a complete sentence.
"Haha."
Shang Xu had anticipated this.
In the shadows, his face was practically beaming with a grin.
It's as if they own the whole world.
"ah…!?"
Xu Jianian broke down again.
"This can't be fair... No, I need to get out! Let me out! Believe me or not, I'll hang myself in here and become a vengeful ghost to haunt you every night! You stinky Director Ma, did you hear me?!"
He threw a tantrum.
"Calm down, calm down, it's so noisy."
Shang Xu pressed down on his forehead.
"It's so noisy."
He complained, then looked at Xia Yu.
"My dear deskmate, let's get started."
If you stay in the water prison for even a second longer, your health will continue to decrease.
"it is good."
Xia Yu looked at the guard.
The guard pulled a jump rope from a sack in the grass.
He handed it over to Xia Yu.
"The challenger and the person being rescued need to jump rope together. If they can jump forty times within one minute, the rescue is considered successful."
As he spoke, he released Shang Xu.
Xu Jianian tried to escape but was forced back down by him.
"Then go ahead and run. You're a wanted criminal in the park now. If you try to escape and run around, we can easily shoot you dead."
After the guard said that...
Xu Jianian obediently closed the fence gate.
"Life is hard, and you end up in jail at the prime of your life."
Xia Yu chuckled.
Xu Jianian, who was feeling down inside, was cheered up by her.
"I knew you still cared about me, Hua Hua!"
Shang Xu: "Um... if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute."
"So what if I talk? I'm going to talk really loudly!"
He shouted, startling the three of them.
(Xia Yu: Can we sew his mouth back up??)
(Shangxu: nerve??????.)
(Guard: I really want to let this monkey out, but oh well, if I let it go back, it'll cause trouble for a bunch of people. If I keep it here, it'll only cause trouble for me. Thinking about it that way, I feel so noble. I'm so touched.)
"No, my throat...no, give me water..."
He regretted it.
The guard kindly handed him a bottle of water.
Shang Xu walked up to Xia Yu, the two of them standing about a fist's distance apart, their eyes meeting.
(Comments: Oh my, my daughter and son, my Shang Yu Fei Wan, can we get a little closer??)
(Comments: Hooray! Who came up with this game? I really enjoy watching it, I'll give him a seat at the head table.)
(Comment: Xu Jianian's drool is dripping from his eyes.)
(Comment: Upstairs, you're good at describing things. I was the first to disagree when you left the literary world.)
Xu Jianian, resting her chin on her hand, couldn't help but complain: "The double jump requires forty jumps within a minute, that's insane!"
"Timer begins..."
The guard pressed the stopwatch.
Xia Yu started jumping rope. The two of them worked together seamlessly, their steps light and swift.
The jump rope whistled beneath their feet, its shadow flashing as the two moved nimbly and executed the jump rope flawlessly in one fluid motion.