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Chapter 139 Thailand Part 67: This is the title



Chapter 139 Thailand Part 67: This is the title

Li Yan, who was busy in the kitchen, heard this announcement.

He immediately quit.

"Holy crap, I worked so hard cooking for you guys, sweating buckets, and you dare to mess with Xiaotang, huh!?"

Li Yan held a kitchen knife and slammed it hard onto the cutting board.

(Comments: (;`O′)o Yeah, yeah, Li Datou, they're bullying you just because they're bullying Tangtang! Use your Iron Head Kung Fu to take them down!)

(Comment: (?﹏?) Maybe you should go take some medicine. It's best to play it safe. I feel like even if Da Tou goes, he'll get caught.)

(Comment: What do you mean by that?? Are you looking down on our Big Head?!)

Li Yan nimbly climbed out the window.

Heading straight towards the water prison.

(Li Yan's inner monologue: Tangtang, wait for me.)

Damn it, hurry up!

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After they had eaten and drunk their fill, the pigsty reeked.

Even with three layers of masks on, Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian couldn't ignore the pungent smell.

"I don't want to go in!"

Shen Youyou tossed the broom aside.

Never go in there to sweep pig manure, no matter what.

She's a rising star, how could she do something like that?

Fu Jingnian also looked unwilling, his eyes full of disdain.

"Tell Director Ma, I'm a guest, how can you make a guest do this kind of dirty work??"

Shen Youyou shouted loudly at Xiao K, who was guarding the two of them.

The tone was imperious and bossy.

Little K was stunned for a moment, and saw that Shen Youyou's expression showed she was really angry.

Until I heard Director Ma's voice through my earpiece.

"Ignore her, don't put up with them. They get paid so much by me and they're acting all high and mighty!?"

Director Ma let out a long "Oh!"

It's common knowledge in the industry that his shows are guaranteed to be hits, and his pay is exorbitant.

When the escape room livestream became a phenomenon in China, the dating reality show became a huge hit, and he promised to increase the pay of the guests.

He has only one requirement for the guests who come to participate in his show.

reality.

"What right do you two piglets have to say no?"

Little K picked up the AK and pointed it at them.

"Haha, that's funny, holding a toy gun."

Fu Jingnian laughed twice, showing no fear.

Shen Youyou snorted, her attitude nonchalant.

The next second, the rubber bullet was fired.

"Bang bang—".

Two sounds.

Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian each fired one shot.

"what!"

"Ouch, that hurts!"

The two people who had just been full of disdain now had tears welling up in their eyes.

They clutched their wounded arms, their faces filled with disbelief.

"Ouch, that hurts..."

(Comments: (laughs) Even a big star like Li Yingdi is cooking pig feed now. The last guy who refused to feed pig feed, Xu, also obediently gave in under the realism of rubber bullets.)

(Comments: (!! ? θ ??? ) Director Ma is still Director Ma! Using rubber bullets for training, that really hurts! This episode really felt like the budget was burning, renting such a big park and hiring so many extras. The only downside is that they didn't invite me to act!)

(Director Ma: Can you play a pig in the pigsty??)

Unexpectedly, Director Ma actually replied in the live stream.

The screen was instantly filled with comments: Hahahahahahahahaha.

Then came another string of: me me me me me me me me me me me.

Even if you hit me, I won't go in and clean!

Shen Youyou's eyes were filled with tears.

There's a feeling of never giving in, even to the death.

"You're abusing the guests, don't forget this is a live broadcast..."

Fu Jingnian was relieved to see Shen Youyou's steely resolve.

That way, he won't have to step in and confront them head-on.

"You're not going?"

Following Director Ma's instructions, Little K fired another burst of bullets.

"what!"

"I go!"

The two screamed in pain.

"No... I didn't say I wasn't going, why did you shoot me too?"

Fu Jingnian wondered if he had said anything.

Shen Youyou winced in pain, then saw Xiao K raise his gun again.

That's when she panicked.

"going or not?"

"I'll only ask this once."

"Fine, I'll go!"

Shen Youyou endured the pain and picked up the broom.

Fu Jingnian quickly picked up the winnowing basket as well.

The two men cleaned the pigsty while trying to suppress their nausea.

Beneath the mask, Shen Youyou cursed Director Ma a thousand times:

(Fine, you, Ma Shanglai, you stinky slipper-wearing brat, actually made me suffer such a huge injustice! My image is completely ruined, and I'll be ridiculed by haters for the rest of my life. I'm going to tell on you when I get back!)

Director Ma, watching from the monitor, saw the two of them looking so miserable in the pigsty.

I feel great.

He took several sips of his iced Americano with a cheerful expression.

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"Can you please stop talking?"

Duan Xiaotang glanced sideways at Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian felt like she was sitting on pins and needles.

"I didn't say anything either..."

"You're speaking now!"

"No, I..."

He remained silent.

So even his breathing is wrong now, right?

"Xiaotang??"

Li Yan's voice came from outside the prison.

Duan Xiaotang's mood improved immediately upon hearing this voice, despite her initially irritated face.

"Waaah, Li Datou, you're here!"

She was excited.

"Waaaa, Brother Li Yan, you're here!"

Xu Jianian was even more excited.

"What's going on?"

Li Yan wondered how Duan Xiaotang got into the mess.

"The challenge was to dance, and I failed..."

Duan Xiaotang covered her face and laughed.

Everyone knows she's clumsy when she dances.

"What? This challenge is actually a good fit for me?"

Li Yan was a little flustered; he couldn't sing or dance well.

"Would you like to accept the challenge and rescue the piglets inside?"

The guard asked.

"She's not a piglet, okay?"

Li Yan frowned.

“But Xu Jianian is.”

He said it as a matter of course.

Why are you stepping on me??

Xu Jianian cried.

"I accept the challenge. I'm going to rescue Xiaotang. Please hurry."

"No, can't you take me with you, older brothers and sisters?"

Xu Jianian gripped the fence with both hands and volunteered:

"I am very hardworking. I eat little, I am handsome, I work hard, I can sing, and I can feed pigs."

...

...

This side of the villa.

Shang Xu successfully infiltrated the organization by using deception to help Xia Yu.

"Wait, Brother Leopard, this woman is ominous."

The expectant mother interrupted the atmosphere, pointing at Xia Yu and saying...

Xia Yu: "?"

"She will bring utter disaster to our park!"

Her tone was particularly exaggerated.

They portrayed Xia Yu as a scourge.

Shang Xu's face was grim: ←_←.

Xia Yu: →_→ No, not at all.

(Fine, fine, since you provoked me first, then I'll have to be ruthless with my words!)

"You old hag, shake your brains before you talk to me!"

"Is having a long head just to make oneself appear taller?"

"Even if Jingwei came to fill the sea in your brain, she would be exhausted to death."

The expectant mother was speechless: "You..."

"Guards, drag this sorceress out of here! She's trying to sow discord and ruin our relationship!"

The Shang sequence opens.

The three mentioned also included Brother Leopard.

Leopard's heart suddenly began to flutter.

His men were taken aback, but naturally they would listen to Brother Leopard.

“Brother Leopard, and this kid of unknown origin, who's calling you brother, you absolutely mustn't…”

"Enough! I won't allow you to ruin our friendship!"

Leopard gave him a look.

The men immediately dragged the old woman away.

Behind Leopard Brother, Xia Yu gave Shang Xu a thumbs up.

Shang Xu replied with a wink.

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