novelden Chapter 171 Free Play is even funnier than Assigned Essays
Chapter 171 Free Play is even funnier than Assigned Essays
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The two little monkeys were like spirits, one massaging Wen Yao's back and the other rubbing her legs.
Lu Anbo looked up to the sky and cried out, "Is there any fairness left in this world?!"
The brand's promotional performance segment ended with Lu Anbo breaking down in tears.
The audience suddenly realized that Fu Qianchuan's group was actually the most normal!
So, are they ordered according to the severity of epilepsy?
[The scene where Gu Zhu's group's Thunder King defeated the fellow cultivator made me laugh so hard I wailed like a goose.]
No wonder Wen Yao's group's theme was untitled; their free-flowing style was even funnier than a set essay!
[As expected of Director Cui! Other comedy variety show guests memorize jokes at 5 a.m., but they can't compare to the group of talented contestants you found! /Thumbs up /Thumbs up]
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"The performances of the three groups of guests have concluded. Now, I will announce the sales results!"
Director Cui cleared his throat and smiled broadly.
If a variety show can effortlessly promote products and completely outshine the top livestreaming hosts next door, they'll be even happier than the host.
"Third place and second place went to the [Fu Qianchuan Group] and the [Gu Zhu Group]! Congratulations to all the members of both groups for receiving the [Sales Ambassador] certificate issued by the official organization!"
"The first place goes to the [Wen Yao Group]! Congratulations to the Wen Yao Group! Not only have all members received the [Sales Ambassador] certificate, but group leader Wen Yao will also receive the [Sales Star] title!"
Wen Yao: "Thank you everyone, we deserve this award... oops, we should."
The production team used a drone to deliver the certificates and solemnly presented awards to the guests in each group.
At first, the audience didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a worthless certificate.
But suddenly, a viewer in the live stream exclaimed: "Holy crap! Everyone, go check the Weibo headlines!"
Countless people opened Weibo and found that the first few posts did not have the "hot" label, causing them to immediately start muttering in disbelief.
What's so cool about this?
— [Look at the top headline! The one without numbers!]
Only after being reminded by concerned citizens did everyone realize what was happening.
Look at the very top line of entries:
Wen Yao, a rising star in live-streaming e-commerce, helps agricultural products shine.
An ordinary, even plain, line of text instantly caused a stir in the entire live stream and even across the entire internet!
As everyone knows, the top spot on the trending topics list is something you can't buy even with money!
This entry represents the most authoritative official voice!
In other words, Wen Yao's title of "Sales Star" is not just a title awarded on a variety show, but an achievement officially recognized!
Sure enough, upon clicking on the entry, a large number of verified blue-V accounts reposted it.
[A female college student born after 00 sold out agricultural products she promoted!]
The success of livestreaming e-commerce stars brings more than just sales of agricultural products; it brings happiness to countless families.
A good variety show is more than just entertaining the audience. Kudos to everyone for their survival efforts! Kudos to Wen Yao, the star of live-streaming e-commerce!
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In short, this incredible wealth has once again come to "Survival of All"!
In addition to the influx of numerous brands, Director Cui also received a special phone call.
"Our variety show...can it be broadcast on a satellite TV channel?"
After hanging up the phone, Director Cui was in a daze.
Director Cheng: "Old Cui, are you alright?"
Director Cui: "Pinch me, I feel like I'm dreaming in broad daylight..."
Without any hesitation, Director Cheng pinched Director Cui's arm!
"Hiss!" Director Cui gasped, but instead of getting angry, he laughed, "Haha, hahaha..."
Director Cheng shuddered: "Stop laughing, it's creepy. I just heard you mention 'going on TV'? What's going on? Tell us quickly."
Director Cui chuckled for a long time before finally calming down and giving a concise explanation to the staff in the room.
The call was from the director of a TV station, who said that the edited version of "Survival" could be broadcast on their station once a week!
In an instant, the whole room erupted in excitement!
Although there are fewer people watching TV now, as professionals in the field, who wouldn't want their work to be broadcast on television!
"In addition, the station director said that their station's flagship variety show is preparing to collaborate with us: a name tag ripping game on a desert island!"
The staff members all fell silent.
Director Cui: "What? You're worried our guests can't beat them? Everyone, cheer up! We might not lose, okay!"
"No..." Director Cheng's expression was rather complicated, "I'm afraid that Yao and the others will make the guests feel depressed."
"Director Cui, the guests on those top variety shows have tons of fans. I'm worried our guests will get cyberbullied!"
"Yes, Director Cui, all our guests are crazy and don't know their own strength. We might even have to pay their medical bills!"
"Yes, yes, I think the rescue team should be on standby at all times, with quick-acting heart medicine readily available, and a set of rescue equipment also needed..."
Director Cui scolded, "Look at your pathetic self! Are all of us in variety shows villains??"
"..."
The whole place was dead silent.
Director Cui rubbed his nose and said dejectedly, "How about... we contact the insurance company again and maximize the insurance coverage for the guests of their hit variety show?"
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Besides brand endorsements, the second and first place winners also had business endorsements from brand ambassadors.
The first-place winner also receives an extra prize: a magazine photoshoot.
Staff members arrived at the deserted island one after another to film.
The filming of the brand ambassador is a commercial shoot, and Fu Qianchuan was the first to be filmed.
In order to generate buzz, the brand decided to release the filming process publicly and agreed to let the program broadcast the entire process live.
The makeup artist only styled Fu Qianchuan's hair and didn't even apply foundation.
This is an outdoor gear brand. Fu Qianchuan changed into their black work vest and work pants, paired with a pair of black boots.
Every gesture he makes exudes raw masculinity and a rugged, untamed beauty.
"Ms. Fu, you need to apply this." The makeup artist took out a bottle of olive oil and explained, "This is to make the muscles look better on camera. Shall I apply it for you?"
Fu Qianchuan pursed his lips: "Thank you, I can do it myself."
"Oh, that's fine then, but it might be a little difficult to apply on the back..."
Gu Zhu stepped forward: "Let me do it."
She practically snatched the bottle of olive oil from the makeup artist's hands: "Uncle Fu, let me help you..."
Fu Qianchuan said coldly, "No need."
"Oh dear, the makeup artist already said it's hard to apply makeup myself." Gu Zhu pouted. "I didn't mean anything by it, I was just trying to help you..."
Fu Qianchuan frowned, and the veins on his forehead bulged, clearly indicating that he had reached his limit of patience.
The atmosphere became suffocating, leaving the viewers in the live stream speechless.
[The pig king seems to be suffering from some serious illness...]
[The "pig king" is actually Na₂CO₃, or soda ash.]
[The Tai Chi sword has been drawn; does the person using the code not understand human language?]
[The garbage is sent directly to the incineration plant and burned!]
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Just then, Wen Yao passed by while munching on an apple, and the makeup artist had a sudden inspiration: "Sister Yao..."