novelden Chapter 116: Plan to Stop Children from Peeing
Chapter 116: Plan to Stop Children from Peeing
"Li Qiang, you grandson, this is your pig food!"
"Snapped"
Li Gang threw the two lunch boxes on the ground and looked at Li Qiang with resentment.
"It turned out that it was my eldest brother who delivered the meal. Ah Dai, you guessed it right. Brother, have you eaten yet? Do you want to join us?"
"roll."
After saying the word "get out", Li Gang left angrily.
"Hahaha, Ah Dai, he said get lost, and then he got lost, hahaha..."
Ah Dai: "Hmm, I'm so happy."
Li Qiang picked up the lunch box on the ground and opened it to find a bowl full of beef teppanyaki. The beef was cooked over charcoal and was already fragrant. With the addition of salt and pepper sauce, the color became even more tempting.
Smelling the delicious aroma of meat, Li Qiang and A-Dai finished this delicious lunch in no time.
After eating and drinking enough, you will feel sleepy.
It is noon.
Li Qiang looked around. Apart from the villagers who went out to work, there were no kids around. He decided to take a break if he had nothing to do.
He carried out a big bag from the other side of the banyan tree, opened it, and guided Ah Dai to assemble the items in the bag.
After a while, a black and green tent opened and stood at the foot of the banyan tree.
After laying out a simple mattress and throwing in two soft pillows, Ah Dai and Li Qiang crawled in, closed the tent curtain, and quickly fell asleep.
Outside the tent, there were a few birds standing on the top and chirping. From time to time, the sound of cicadas could be heard from the big banyan tree. The sun was tired and hid behind the clouds.
A gentle breeze blew, the birds stopped singing, the cicadas stopped singing, and they began to doze off.
This nap lasted the entire afternoon.
"Moo...moo..."
The cry of an old cow woke the sleeping person.
"What time is it? It's already past 4 o'clock. The little brats need to come out to play."
The two men quickly packed up the tent, put it back into the big bag, and then looked up.
Not far away, a little kid in a wet diaper came running towards them.
"Business is coming, get ready."
Li Qiang crossed his legs and looked at the little kid with a serious expression.
"Uncle, pee."
"Do you want to pee, or not?"
The little brat was picking at the wet edge of his diaper with one hand and digging his nose with the other, looking at Li Qiang who was sitting in a domineering and fierce manner.
"Uncle, pee."
After saying that, he squatted on the ground, hummed a few times, and stood up after a few seconds.
Li Qiang was a little confused. In his situation, should he urinate or not?
Speaking of peeing, it seems like I did pee just now, my face was red and I was pushing hard.
You say you don't want to pee, but the diaper under your butt is wet, and you didn't pee on the ground.
After peeing, the little kid picked his nose and turned away.
"Wait a minute, uncle will give you 5 dollars."
Li Qiang stuffed 5 pieces into the waistband of his diaper.
No matter what, we should not bully children. It is not excessive to choose a middle value between 1 yuan and 10 yuan.
Later, a few more little kids came. They were older and knew that 10 yuan was more valuable than 1 yuan. They all chose not to pee in front of Li Qiang. Soon, the 100 yuan in change in Li Qiang's hand was spent.
"Today is a really fruitful day. The moon has climbed up the mountain. There should be no more brats, right?"
"Cough cough."
An old man coughed behind him.
Li Qiang saw a gray-haired old man standing behind him with a cane and a hunched back.
Then he slowly took off his pants...
"No way! Old man? You...you're going to pee here?"
Li Qiang was so surprised that he was speechless. This old man must have been defecating here since he wore open-crotch pants. It has been decades and he still hasn't changed this habit.
Tsk tsk, his parents are too doting on him, they deserve a beating at least. It's shameful that they are still like this at their old age.
"I oh what?"
The old man looked angry, pointed his cane at Li Qiang and said:
"I've been in the sun all afternoon and my butt is burning. Can't I take off my pants and cool down here?"
"Humph."
After humming, the old man put his trousers down to his knees and started to cool down.
Li Qiang blushed.
I am the one who is vulgar.
The old man was still wearing long johns, and he used his trousers to cover the front when he sat.
Li Qiang felt embarrassed to stay here.
"Um... Ah Dai, let's go and do some publicity work in the village."
He took out a big trumpet from his bag and blew it twice to make a "hello" sound.
"Yes, let's go."
Li Qiang carried a loudspeaker and walked to the area where the villagers lived most densely, and began to shout at the top of his voice:
"Oh, pee, oh, pee, kid, don't go under the big banyan tree. If you don't, you will get 10 yuan and you can buy spicy noodles and ice cream. It smells so good..."
The village chief was bathing his grandson at the door. When he heard Li Qiang's horn, he smiled with relief.
The big banyan tree is good in every way except that it attracts little kids to pee there. This has been a headache for him for a long time. He has said many times on the village loudspeaker that we should protect the village's ecological civilization and ask kids to pee farther away, but this has not worked at all.
Now some people are specifically dealing with the urine problem, using the temptation of money. It seems that it won't be long before the ecological environment of the banyan tree can return to that of more than ten years ago, when the fresh air from top to bottom lingers around the banyan tree.
Li Qiang held a loudspeaker and walked through the streets and alleys, making many turns and finally completing the entire Zhuzhu Village. He was confident that all the children in Zhuzhu Village should have heard his propaganda.
Just wait for the money to be distributed tomorrow.
There are more than 50 little kids, and the reward is 10 yuan for each of them, which means it will cost more than 500 yuan. If some of them are repeat customers, it will cost a few hundred more.
But this is not a problem. Money is not a problem. The main thing is to change the habit of peeing casually.
As long as they get used to it, they won't go there again if you don't pay them.
He seemed to have heard about this training method from someone, someone named Dong Dabao.
Systematic desensitization.
Through repeated training, you can gradually get rid of certain psychological fears and live a certain psychological dependence.
"I'm tired, Ah Dai, let's sit here and rest for a while!"
Li Qiang leaned against a closed door, preparing to close his eyes and rest.
"Squeak..."
The door at the back opened.
"Crash..."
A basin of water was poured on Li Qiang's head.
A man wearing only shorts explained in panic:
"I'm sorry! I didn't know there was someone at the door! Are you... okay?"
"Secretary Zhu? You live here. What kind of water is this? It's salty?"
Li Qiang wiped the water off his face and opened his wet eyes.
Zhu Yaotian said nothing and pushed his glasses.
"Yaotian? It takes you so long to pour the water for washing feet?"
A man also wearing shorts appeared behind Zhu Yaotian.
He stroked Zhu Yaotian's back, leaned his head out, and found two people sitting at the door.
One of them opened his mouth wide and his face turned red and white.
"Puff puff."
After hearing what Mihua said, Li Qiang spat on the ground.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls of white foam, I finally felt a little comforted, as if I had spit out some of the foot washing water I had just ingested.
But when he looked up and saw Mihua, who was also wearing almost nothing behind Zhu Yaotian, he was completely stunned.
Breaking news!
A naked man suddenly appeared in the village party secretary’s home!
Shocking! The village party secretary and the fish farm owner were hugging each other!
After Li Qiang recovered from his shock, he stammered:
"I...didn't see anything!"
After saying that, he pulled Ah Dai and ran, holding up the loudspeaker and shouting:
"Shocking! The village party secretary and the fish farm owner were naked hugging each other!"