novelden Chapter 129 Catwalk Show
Chapter 129 Catwalk Show
The people in the audience were stunned.
What catwalk show did the host just talk about?
Cock?
Does this mean that the protagonist of the fashion show is a chicken, an animal, not a human or a macho man?
So what's so good about this?
What's so interesting about a chicken's body shape?
They can do catwalks? This is a joke!
It’s good enough if you don’t fight on stage!
The expressions of the audience were disdainful, with no expectations, and some even looked like they were just waiting for a good show.
Some even took out a handful of melon seeds and started eating them. This person is Mihua.
Someone took out his cell phone and played games there. This person was Liu Yue.
Some of them were holding a cup of milk tea and chatting about gossip with their best friends. This person was Xiaofang.
Some even picked up the dung buckets in their hands and started working. This person was Wu Zheng.
……
Qin Che looked at Yang Cheng standing beside him, and saw that she had a serious expression, her mouth tightly shut, her hands clasped together, and her eyes staring blankly at the stage.
Qin Che saw it and felt pain in his heart.
Orange must be under so much pressure that even the chickens he raised went on stage.
What can this chicken do? It is not a highly intelligent creature like a dolphin, gorilla, or monkey. It can't do acrobatics at all. It can only "cluck" to ask for food.
"Orange? Don't be nervous. It doesn't matter if you win or not. What matters is that we participate. After the competition, I'll take you out for a midnight snack so you can relax."
Yang Cheng still didn't say anything.
The music on the stage slowly began to sound.
Yang Cheng's eyebrows were wrinkled like two caterpillars, and her neck was stretched out so long that she looked like a giraffe.
Qin Che sighed, took her hand, and whispered in her ear:
"Relax, I'm here. The honor of the pig farm is the honor of your chicken farm..."
Yang Cheng still didn't look back at him, his profile still firmly looking at the stage.
Qin Che gritted his teeth and continued, "At worst, I'll let you touch my abdominal muscles tonight, and touch them enough at once, as long as you are happy..."
“Hahahahahaha, hahahahahaha!”
Yang Cheng let out a loud laugh.
Qin Che was happy, she finally smiled.
But why is her smile so weird?
Qin Che followed her gaze towards the stage...
He was shocked.
Qin Che's jaw dropped.
It wasn't just Qin Che whose jaw dropped. All the audience's jaws dropped, and the ground was littered with broken jaws.
They stopped what they were doing and stared at the stage without blinking, afraid of missing anything.
The music on the stage is very dynamic and exciting.
A graceful and slender...chicken walked out on the stage.
Its clothes are very gorgeous. The black hood covers the chicken's head, maintaining a mysterious feeling. The fluffy collar is wrapped around the chicken's neck, and the hair on it flutters in the wind.
The chicken's body is made of yellow fluorescent clothing, which sparkles under the light and emits dazzling refracted light.
After the one-minute musical prelude ended, the chicken began to sing "cock-a-doodle-doo, cluck-doo, chirp".
The lyrics are very simple, with only a few notes, but with the help of lights and stage, it sounds loud and beautiful...
Qin Che picked up his chin carefully.
Talent.
What a talent.
At this moment, he felt immense admiration and pride for his wife's artistic talent.
The audience's eyes were fascinated.
Especially some male audiences.
They used their hands to pry open their eyelids, trying to open their eyes wide to see the face under the hood, but to no avail... they couldn't see clearly at all.
Yang Cheng is really good at creating a sense of mystery.
Uncle Yimao was squatting on the ground in front of the stage directing, while Xingxing was checking the models' makeup behind the stage.
"Great! The music is coming! Let's go!"
The dynamic music gets louder.
The first model chicken slowly walked out amidst the loud singing...
A fiery red comb, a graceful neck, bright feathers, and gorgeous clothes.
And those long legs.
It walked forward with a cat-like gait, swaying its graceful body.
Next came the second, third, and fourth model chicken...
“I actually think they’re gorgeous.”
"I'm even a little tempted. I like the second one. The hair on its head is so pretty."
"Oh my god! This chicken has wings. It has a pair of angel-like wings on its back. It must be the boss's biological daughter!"
"This model chicken's legs are so long! I've never seen such long chicken legs! Oh my god! They must be 1.8 meters long, right?"
"Oh my god, these legs are really long. From the neck down they are all legs. How do they do that?"
……
This is how the stars do it.
This morning he took a pair of scissors and cut off all the hair on the legs of the model chickens. Without the leg hair, the legs of the model chickens looked very, very slender.
In the flickering light, the chickens' long legs were vaguely visible.
Following Qin Che's macho show, the atmosphere in the audience reached a climax again.
"Ah! So beautiful, so beautiful ~ So beautiful!"
Most of the screams this time were male voices.
They picked up the voting buttons in their hands and pressed them frantically.
As the music gradually faded, the catwalk show was coming to an end.
The audience was still not satisfied.
The smile on Yang Cheng's lips never stopped.
It's not over yet.
There is one final model.
Audience, protect your eyes and don’t be blinded by the light!
"Guga, guga, guga..."
The singer chicken is singing the final ending.
The last model on the stage left the show, and when everyone thought it was over, suddenly, a stunning model came up from backstage.
With red lips, fair face, bright eyes and white lips, she looks like a lotus from a distance and a shy flower from a close distance.
This is just the appearance of it.
The most important thing is its appearance.
It has a pair of huge black wings tied on its back, which are five times the size of a chicken. The model chicken walks very steadily with the huge wings.
It holds its head high, chest puffed out, and has bright eyes.
It is wearing a pair of black five-toed high heels, which makes its figure more upright and its temperament more outstanding. It moves forward step by step on its toes.
With every step it took, its footsteps stepped on the hearts of the male audience members present, making their hearts beat "thump thump".
"Damn it, why would I be attracted to a chicken?"
"I'm going to die, my emotions are maxed out!"
"You bastard! Why are you looking at it so seriously? It's just a small animal, what's so good about it, huh!"
"Is that all? I haven't seen enough. Oh my god, are there more? There are more than 5000 chickens in the chicken farm. How come only 20 of them came up?"
……
The extraordinary cock catwalk show is finally over.
Qin Che looked at Yang Cheng's confident profile, and he felt deeply moved:
Oranges are not talented.
She is a genius!
The men in the audience finally stopped screaming. They snatched the voting machines from the women and started voting crazily.
"The amazing chicken catwalk show has finally come to an end! It's so shocking. I've been hosting shows for so many years and I've never seen such a creative and attractive show."
"Yes! My heart was beating so fast and it was hard to calm down, but as a professional host, I have calmed down now.
Now let's take a look at the total votes of the chicken farm team. Wow, 1988 votes! Almost catching up with the pig farm team!
Congratulations! Congratulations to the chicken farm team! Thank you for their wonderful performance! "