novelden Chapter 136: Garbage Square after the Event
Chapter 136: Garbage Square after the Event
Mihua gave everyone a plastic bag and asked them to eat some melon seeds while waiting for the food to be served.
After half an hour.
Boss Zhu and his wife finally served the dishes.
Boss Zhu: "Boss Bao, this is the egg fried rice you ordered, fried eggs with hollow heart stems, fried eggs with eggs, and fried eggs with pork head."
After Boss Zhu arranged the dishes, Mrs. Zhu continued to serve.
Mrs. Zhu: "Boss Bao, this is what you ordered: steamed eggs, egg drop soup, poached eggs, fried eggs with apples, and fried eggs with noodles."
"Leave it there! Why don't you all come and eat together? It will be more lively with more people."
Boss Zhu waved his hands quickly and said, "I'm full. It's already past 3 a.m. and the kids have to go to school tomorrow. Let's go to bed first."
After that, Boss Zhu pulled his wife out and pushed her out. When closing the door of the private room, Boss Zhu instructed: "Turn off the lights and close the door after you finish eating. Don't call us out to wash the dishes!"
"Okay, go ahead and we'll wash it ourselves."
After seeing off Mr. and Mrs. Zhu, Mihua invited his brothers to start eating.
Although there are only 9 dishes, the portions are huge, and each dish is served in a red or green bowl like the one used for washing faces.
Liu Yue seriously suspected that this was the washbasin, or maybe the foot basin, from Boss Zhu's house.
But she had no evidence, and without evidence she couldn't just say anything.
The other employees didn’t think as much as Liu Yue did. Men are more careless after all. Besides, if it really was a washbasin or a foot basin, it wouldn’t be a big deal.
When entertaining guests at home during normal Chinese New Year and other festivals, if there are not enough basins, they will take out the washbasins or footbasins at home and use them to serve rice, soup or vegetables.
This is actually very hygienic. You will eat it yourself, so they will wash it clean and bright before use.
As for whether Boss Zhu was cleaned.
There is no doubt about this. We are all from the same village. There is no need to disgust everyone.
"Come, come, come, let's eat together. This scrambled eggs tastes good and salty."
After Mihua started eating, the other employees followed suit.
Mihua didn't mind. He could live with Zhu Yaotian, so why should he mind eating food cooked in a foot basin?
Liu Yue stopped being pretentious. When in Rome, one should follow the local customs. If everyone else is eating, then she should eat too.
I have to say that Boss Zhu is a real craftsman.
It is amazing that he can make ordinary eggs into different styles in a short period of time, not to mention the taste.
The eggs can taste like chicken, duck, lamb and pork belly. This cooking skill is top-notch.
The brothers from the fish farm ate for more than an hour.
The food was so filling that 9 washbasins or foot basins were completely empty, with not a drop of soup left.
"Ah... burp, ah... cuckoo, ah... bleat, ah... quack, ah... quack..."
The brothers' burps all smelled of chicken, duck, mutton and pork belly.
After burping, Mihua asked everyone to take a basin and help Boss Zhu wash. The remaining people who didn't have basins wiped the table, stools, swept the floor, closed the door, turned off the lights and closed the windows.
It was already 4 o'clock in the morning when Mihua returned to Zhu Yaotian's residence.
It was just dawn in the village. Birds were chirping happily on the branches, and frogs in the fields were huddled together and croaking, not knowing what embarrassing things they were doing.
On the way, there were a few early-rising villagers carrying bamboo baskets and holding sickles to go up the mountain to chop firewood, and a few people went to the fields barefoot to pull weeds.
Two trucks came rumbling towards the village.
It was the workers who set up the stage last night.
The workers who had built the stage countless times were not as eager for the show as the villagers of Zhuzhu Village. After building the stage, they sat at the entrance of the village, smoking and chatting, waiting for the show to end and then go home.
Finally it was past 11 o'clock and the last show started.
The workers climbed onto the truck, started the accelerator, and prepared to return to the square after Aniu's performance was over, dismantle the stage, and go home.
but.
They didn't expect that Brother Niu was going to perform the "Hush Hush Whistle Song".
It is the "whistling song" that everyone in Yangyang Village is afraid of.
It's a "hush-hush whistle song" that makes people pee so hard that they can't help themselves.
Brother Niu's hissing sounds reached the entrance of the village. The more the workers listened, the more they felt something was wrong, and their bladders felt swollen the more they listened.
at last.
"Boom... boom, boom... boom..."
The workers stepped on the accelerator and fled Zhuzhu Village.
Now, the sky is just getting bright.
They drove back.
The villagers left in a hurry last night and the ground was covered with garbage.
All kinds of packaging bags, for spicy strips, lollipops, ice cream, malatang, and milk tea, are everywhere.
Workers climbed onto the stage and began various dismantling operations.
After more than an hour, it was finally done.
The foreman found the village chief's house. The village chief, who had just gotten up and was wearing an old man's vest, squinted his eyes and signed for him, asking him to find the village accountant to collect his labor fee.
The village chief, who had hurriedly washed up, brought his 5-year-old grandson to the entertainment plaza.
Sure enough, everyone ran like gangsters yesterday, and the ground was full of debris.
The village chief picked up his phone and called Zhu Yaotian, "Quack, quack, quack, moonlight goddess, give me the power to transform! Balala energy, ming la la, whirlwind."
Zhu Yaotian responded weakly on the other end of the phone, "Okay, Village Chief, I'll be right over."
He was exhausted by the rice flowers last night.
After finally finishing peeing outside, he fell asleep. Mihua came back from having a midnight snack outside and was making a lot of noise. I don't know what she was doing, but she woke Zhu Yaotian up again.
Zhu Yaotian drowsily answered the call from the village chief and lay down again.
I’m so sleepy, who cares!
The village chief took his grandson's hand and strolled around the village.
Passed by a big banyan tree.
"Grandpa, it smells so bad here. We didn't even pee here, so why is there still a smell?"
The village chief was not forced out by his wife to urinate last night. He didn't know the situation and didn't know that all the men in the village were looking for places to relieve their bladders.
He picked up his phone and called someone.
Li Qiang was sleeping soundly in the dormitory.
The phone next to his ear kept singing, and finally Li Qiang couldn't stand it anymore. He pressed the answer button, and it turned out to be the village chief.
After the village chief spoke for a while, Li Qiang went to knock on Dong Dabao's door next door. After the door opened, Li Qiang pressed the phone to Dong Dabao's ear.
"The village chief said someone peed under the banyan tree and asked you to deal with it."
After saying that, Dong Dabao squinted his eyes and continued to fall asleep.
After Li Qiang hung up the phone with the village chief, he woke up Ah Dai and dragged him towards the banyan tree, cursing at him.
Under the big banyan tree.
"Ah Dai, why is the smell so strong? I can't stand it. Are these little brats' bad habits coming back again?"
"Uh-huh."
"Let's find two buckets to wash away the smell here!"
Qin Che’s villa is in front of the big banyan tree. Although it has not been delivered yet, it is not good to have such a strong smell behind it.
Although Li Qiang has now returned to the wild vegetable digging department, as the former captain of the "Stop Children Urinating Team", needless to say, this is still Li Qiang's responsibility.