novelden Chapter 165: Exaggerated Man
Chapter 165: Exaggerated Man
tent.
At a glance, the long team had set up their tents.
It is now 10 o'clock in the evening. The lights are on in their tents. Through the shadows of the tents, you can see some people eating hot pot, and some people reading with their legs crossed. No need to guess, they are definitely reading "The Pig Farmer".
I didn’t know what some people were doing. The lights were off in the tent and I could only see the tent shaking.
Yang Cheng and his companions were dumbfounded. This was the rhythm of preparing for a protracted war. Without some equipment, they would not be able to survive the night.
"Hey, hey, are you guys passing by or something?"
A rough male voice suddenly came from the side.
Yang Cheng saw a middle-aged man with unshaven beard, wearing a vest and flip-flops.
The man was carrying a mattress on his shoulders and holding something that looked like a mosquito net in one hand.
The man frowned as he spoke and his tone sounded impatient.
In fact, the man was also very depressed. Not only did he have to carry such a heavy thing, but there were also a few country bumpkins blocking his way.
"We? We're in the queue. We're fans of 'Pig Boy' just like them."
"Oh? Oh. Okay, boom!"
After hearing this, the bearded man immediately threw the mattress on the ground, and then began to install the bracket and set up the mosquito net very skillfully.
Oh my, the unshaven man is actually a fan of "Pig Boy". I can't believe that he has such a girlish heart despite his rough appearance.
Looking around, Yang Cheng and his friends discovered that they were the only three of them without any equipment, and they felt like they were sleeping on the streets at night.
Dong Xiaomei sighed, "What should I do, sisters? Should I go to the street and carry a few mattresses?"
Xiaofang was a little anxious. It was okay for her to sleep on the streets, and she used to stay up all night without any problem, but now she had a baby, and she couldn't let the baby suffer too.
Xiaofang: "We don't have much stuff with us, why don't we cut in line?"
Dong Xiaomei: "Where to insert?"
Xiaofang: "Let's put it at the entrance of the meeting. The environment at the entrance is good and it's not cold."
Yang Cheng: “…”
Can we please have some shame?
"Our boss Yang still has to save his face." Dong Xiaomei helped Yang Cheng express his thoughts.
Yang Cheng nodded wildly. As a human being, we still need to have basic morals.
Dong Xiaomei continued: "Xiaofang and I can go to cut in line. Boss Yang is famous today, so it's not convenient to cut in line."
Yang Cheng: “…”
It turns out you have no shame!
"Sisters!"
Yang Cheng was just about to give Dong Xiaomei a good ideological and political lesson when a rough male voice came from the side.
"Sisters, you can squeeze in with me, I don't mind."
It’s the bearded man just now.
At this moment he was lying on the bed, supporting his head with one hand and waving a fan with the other, looking leisurely.
Yang Cheng quickly waved her hands, "We are not sisters, it is not convenient for us to squeeze in."
Are you kidding me? Two married women, a woman who is about to lose her virginity, and a bearded man are sharing the same mattress in public?
Dong Xiaomei, who is not very familiar with human affairs, also knows that this is not allowed.
Dong Xiaomei said, "Brother, look, there is a pregnant woman here, don't be too thirsty."
Yang Cheng: "…………You……why don't you stop talking and go to the street and carry three mattresses…"
The unshaven man smiled evilly and said, "You can try. There is a mattress seller on the corner of the street."
Xiaofang muttered, what a disgusting man, he wanted to molest a pregnant woman in public, huh.
Dong Xiaomei was not silent and immediately stretched out her 1.7-meter-long long legs.
"Boss Yang, take care of Xiaofang. I'm going to buy a mattress."
“Actually, a tent would work, too!”
The tent is not that heavy and seems to be more private.
"Please, leave the mattress open and cool."
When he said he wanted Dong Xiaomei, she ran away.
"Hehe." The bearded man continued to laugh obscenely.
20 minute later.
Yang Cheng saw Dong Xiaomei.
She walked over like the wind, carrying three large mattresses on her head and holding a white sand-like mosquito net in one hand.
From a distance, Yang Cheng felt like an Indian with a huge brick on his head.
Xiaofang was still relatively calm. As a fellow villager, she had a certain understanding of Dong Xiaomei's immense strength. After all, she had seen Dong Xiaomei carrying a water tank on her head when she was young.
The bearded man was the most shocked, he fell off the mattress in shock, but soon he regained his composure.
"It's useless to buy a mattress. Do you think you have room for it?"
Dong Xiaomei laughed and said, "Brother, can you move back a little?"
The bearded man pointed to the back and said, "There's no room left. Move."
"Bang! Oh my gosh!"
"Oh! I'll go!"
Dong Xiaomei angrily threw three mattresses onto the bearded man's bed, making him scream.
Yang Cheng was about to cry. There was no one here just now, but suddenly everyone had set up tents and lined up behind him.
The space the three of them currently occupied could only accommodate three people, and there was not enough space on half the mattress.
Yang Cheng turned his head and looked around.
"Don't look at it, there are policemen here. The width of the queue is limited to 1.3 meters. You can't put these three mattresses."
Yang Cheng: …
"Oh, I'll risk it all. The baby is more important. With my little sister here, this wretched man will definitely not dare to do anything."
Xiaofang walked up to the bearded man with her big belly:
"Brother, I agree to your request. We will squeeze in with you."
"Xiaofang, are you crazy?" Yang Cheng quickly grabbed Xiaofang.
"This man looks very vulgar!"
Bearded man: "...There's no need to speak so loudly..."
"Are you serious?" Would a serious person invite a stranger of the opposite sex to sleep with him/her?
"I told you, we are sisters."
"You mean..." Xiaofang was the first to react, "You like it?"
"Yes, I'm just like you. I like sunny boys."
Xiaofang let out a long sigh: "You want to say it! Come on, make way, the three of us sisters can squeeze in together."
"Wait a moment."
The bearded man took out a few iron brackets, one half-cooked, and a bag of screws from under the mattress.
Like a skilled worker, he firmly installed the iron brackets around the mattress, and then installed one of the three mattresses carried by Dong Xiaomei on the bracket. After installation, he repeated the previous steps, continued to install the brackets, and then installed the mattress, until all three mattresses of Dong Xiaomei were installed.
The bearded man has very good skills.
These four mattresses put together are like the upper bunk, middle bunk and upper bunk on a train, but the difference is that there are four layers in total.
Yang Cheng and the other three watched the bearded man's actions with their eyes wide open and mouths wide open throughout the whole process.
There is still one last step left.
The bearded man installed the mosquito nets bought by Dong Xiaomei with very skillful movements.
"Okay, it's very solid and safe. Not even a mosquito can get in."
Dong Xiaomei: ...
Xiaofang: ...
Yang Cheng: …
"Excuse me...how do we get up there?"