novelden Chapter 127
Chapter 127
Chapter 127: Lin Ran, who teased everyone, even the audience scolded!
After eating and drinking enough, while the sky was not completely dark, the four people moved out of the bamboo chairs and lay in a row in front of the bamboo building, basking in the last afterglow.
The temperature in the air, from 356 degrees at the beginning, has come to 212 degrees now. Bathed in the golden sunset, everyone is lazy.
That’s what life is.
I don’t know how long it took, the shadow of the moon slowly appeared in the sky, and the sound of the waves gradually weakened.
“I’ve been on the island for so long, I kind of miss my mother.”
In the quiet air, Reba’s voice broke the silence.
Even when the star is very busy, Reba usually calls her mother every day or two, this time on the island, the mobile phone was confiscated, she still did not contact her family for such a long time.
Say you don’t miss it, that’s fake.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
Two more voices sounded in succession, it was Yang Mi and Chen Yu.
Women are naturally more sensitive and soft than men, and their relationships with their parents are closer than those between men and their parents.
The daughter is the princess of the parents, especially the father’s side, with the advancement of the times, which family now has a daughter, but it is regarded as a pearl in the palm.
As soon as they talked about their families, the mood of the three girls was obviously a little lower.
Lin Ran also missed his family a lot, but he didn’t express it much.
“At this time, if I wasn’t busy, I should be talking to my mother on the phone and talking about what happened today.”
Reba said and sighed, her heart slightly sour.
Sixteen or seventeen years old came out to wander, the older he gets, the more he can understand the mood of his parents. The same is true of Boss Yang, who is close to her family almost every day.
When you go out, if you don’t have your parents’ advice, you always feel that something is missing.
At home, your parents dislike your house, scold you for sleeping in, and scold you for not talking about friends, but only when you come out do you know that those nagging are really not what you want to hear.
As soon as you enter the society, you will face all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods.
Especially in the entertainment industry, it’s good that you are popular, everyone holds you, and fully meets your requirements.
If it is not popular, it may receive more warmth and warmth than others for more than ten years or decades a year.
Seeing that the three girls were lower than the other, Lin Ran said actively: “Don’t be like this, you can call when you get off the island, return to China, go directly to see your family, it’s all for life, you can be considerate.” ”
“Lin Ran, tell a joke to tease us.”
Yang Mi turned her head to look at Lin Ran, who was fine.
“Okay! I have a joke that no one will not laugh after I say it. ”
Lin Ran agreed. Joke, Lin Ran really has a unique skill, if he says it, it will be a killer!
“Really fake? Brother Ran didn’t brag, right? ”
“How do I feel that Brother Ran’s joke is not serious?”
“Is there such a joke? I love to learn! ”
“Is Wu Laoer next door? Cerebral thrombosis that? ”
“What joke is so closed?”
………
The three girls looked at Lin Ran at the same time, and they were also very curious about what jokes came out, and no one did not laugh. Is there such a joke in the world?
It probably doesn’t happen.
After all, everyone’s laughter is different, some people laugh low, they can laugh at anything, and some people are like icebergs, watching Uncle Benshan’s sketches, the whole process is paralyzed.
Jokes are hard to define.
“Don’t brag, what joke haven’t we heard? Can you still make everyone laugh, what if you don’t laugh? ”
Reba asked unconvinced.
Although she is a person with a low laughing point, she really doesn’t think that Lin Ran can have that ability. Boss Yang also shook his head slightly.
Obviously, Lin Ran’s words were a bit exaggerated.
Chen Yu was like a fan girl, quietly waiting for Lin Ran to tell jokes. At this moment, everyone in the live broadcast room watched quietly. Waiting for Lin Ran to tell his final joke.
Jokes are not easy to say, even if they are the same joke, changing people may have different effects. Lin Ran’s statement fished all his appetites.
“That’s you have little knowledge, my jokes are different from others, I want to hear it, then I will say it, you put up your ears and listen, listen carefully to everything I say, don’t miss a word.”
Lin Ran moved his body on the recliner, and said something serious, as if there was really a great joke.
“Gotta go, you say it quickly, don’t say I’ll beat you again!”
Reba raised her fist and shook it, Lin Ran no longer talked nonsense, she really wanted to hammer people to relieve their anger.
“Okay, I said it!”
Lin Ran took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: “After I finish this sentence next, the person who doesn’t laugh is SB!” ”
The audience was quiet, the live broadcast room was quiet, and everyone watching the live broadcast was quiet.
The one who doesn’t laugh is SB?
After a few seconds of silence, the live broadcast room exploded, and the barrage ushered in the highest climax ever.
“？？？”
“？？”
“Hahaha, laugh at me!”
“Hahaha, I laughed!”
“Haha… Lin Ran, why don’t you die! ”
“Ahaha… Brother Ran, this beast, can you tell this kind of joke? ”
“？？？”
“Hahaha, Lin Ran is really not a person!”
………….
Looking at Lin Ran in the screen, the corner of Huang Yang’s mouth twitched and he laughed. The main thing is that I don’t want to be an SB, and Li Ming’an didn’t expect ah, this kid plays this hand? So he smiled along with him.
“Did this kid make fun of everyone?”
Huang Yang looked at the screen and asked.
“It seems to be.”
Li Ming’an nodded with difficulty.
Just this kind of joke, who the doesn’t laugh ah, isn’t it SB who doesn’t laugh!………..
“Eh, Lin Ran, this turtle son, who did you learn this from? The mouth owes so much? ”
Liu Guifen also heard this joke, first laughed twice, and then looked at Lin Quanyou angrily.
“Wait for me to laugh first, haha~”
After laughing, Lin Quanyou shook his head,
“Anyway, it’s not with me, I’m a people’s teacher.”
“Eh, what do you mean? Affection is with me? ”
Liu Guifen glared.
“I didn’t say that.”
Lin Quanyou smiled awkwardly.
Neighbors around, who doesn’t know that your Liu Guifen’s mouth can kill? Not with you or with whom?
………..
Now here, the three girls were first stunned, and then laughed dryly. Looking at Lin Ran’s eyes, he could completely kill.
“How about it, I said it, once my joke is spoken, no one will not laugh!”
Lin Ran laughed playfully.
“I have a proposal…”
Yang Mi looked at the two girls on the left and the right,
“The three of us beat him!”
When the words fell, Yang Mi and Reba, and Chen Yu jumped off the recliner one after another, blocking Lin Ran on the chair and beating him. This kind of underserved joke, don’t beat him, he still thinks he is smart!
“Don’t fight, don’t fight, I’m joking…”
Under a powder fist, Lin Ran hurriedly begged for mercy,
“You guys were in a bad mood just now, didn’t I feel sad after I said it? You taste, you taste! ”
“Taste your size, sisters, keep beating him!”
Yang Mi hummed………. Anyway, no matter how cunning Lin Ran is now, he still has to be beaten.
“Beat him! Beat this kid! ”
“The first time I saw someone who dared to make fun of the audience, Boss Yang, help me play ten yuan!”
“Hahaha… Self-eating consequences Lin Ran! ”
“Reba, punch him out of the panda eye!”
“Oh, don’t hit, what’s the use of just using your hands, kicking with your feet!”
For beating Lin Ran, 99% of the people in the live broadcast room raised their hands in favor, and the remaining 1% raised their hands and feet in favor! This kid is too badly beaten, and it is difficult to be angry if he is not beaten.
……
Not to mention, after beating Lin Ran, the three girls were in a much better mood. I felt it just now, but now it’s gone, it’s completely gone.
It seems that it is important to vent emotions, and having a sandbag can always vent unpleasant feelings.
Lin Ran was strong and strong, and after being served by a powder fist, it was like a massage, it didn’t hurt, but it was a little comfortable.
“How’s it going, are you in a better mood?”
Lin Ran asked.
“No, don’t think that after beating you you will atone for your sins!”
Reba said resolutely.
“How can I still be guilty, and I didn’t take the initiative to tell you a joke, wasn’t it proposed by Boss Yang, you also laughed”
Lin Ran laughed.
“I told you to tell jokes, what are you talking about? Can we not laugh? Is that because jokes are funny? ”
Boss Yang rolled his eyes.
“Then I don’t care, anyway, you laughed, and my task was achieved.”
Lin Ran waved his hand and sorted out his crumpled shirt, I don’t know who pinched himself a few times, and his clothes were all wrinkled.
“No, it doesn’t count! You have to compensate us! ”
Yang Mi denied.
“How to compensate?”
Lin Ran was stupid, and he actually had to compensate.
“Hmm… I want to think, right, sing! You must sing to us today! ”
Yang Mi pondered for a while, and immediately thought of this request.
“Yes, are you still alive? Sing a song to us! ”
Reba echoed. Chen Yu nodded silently.
It’s good to sing, you can hear Lin Ran singing again.
“Okay, hot long worker, go get me the guitar.”
Lin Ran agreed to Yang Mi’s request, anyway, now 0.7 is a lot of points in his own, and it is not a problem to exchange a few songs. Reba trotted to the bamboo building to get the guitar, took the guitar out, and handed it to Lin Ran.
“Give, sing well, don’t sing well and continue to beat you!”
Reba raised his fist threateningly.
“Okay, you’re old, you have the final say!”
Lin Ran said with a smile.
The three girls clenched their fists unconsciously.
Seeing that they were going to beat people again, Lin Ran hurriedly said: “Just kidding, joking, listening to the song well, what do you want to listen to?” ”
The last time it was a love song, or two, one [Go in circles], and one [Hahaha].
“You’ve already sung love songs, this time to change your taste, do you have a song for your mother?”
Boss Yang said.
“[Only mother is good in the world].”
“Are you going to die?”
“Eh… Then I want to think. ”
While Lin Ran fell into deep thought, he actually turned on the system.
“I’m going to listen to Brother Ran singing again, I’m looking forward to it!”
“This time it’s a song for my mother, then I’m going to listen to it, I just upgraded to a mother!”
“In the pop songs, I think [listening to my mother] is not bad, what other songs are for my mother? It doesn’t seem like much! ”
“Brother Ran, come on, I learned to sing well, I will go home and sing to my mother”