novelden Chapter 526: Vomiting to Death
Chapter 526: Vomiting to Death
After the demon king was defeated, they failed and became very panicked, worrying that the demon king had been captured by the evil human Taoist priests.
Just at this time, the squirrels and butterflies were very helpful, handing out flyers everywhere and doing publicity for humans.
On one side are the evil human Taoist priests who are not very powerful but can defeat the demon king; on the other side are human official organizations who are also human and are said to be able to issue identity cards to demons, giving them legal identities.
Is there any need to say how to choose?
Therefore, a group of fairies who were worried that they would be captured by the "evil human Taoist priests" to make elixirs discussed together and decided to find out from the ginseng spirit babies who had already followed humans. If the official organization was real, they would join.
Ruan Yaoyao nodded and patiently explained, "Of course it's true. As long as you abide by the rules of the human world, don't hurt humans at will, and are willing to coexist peacefully with humans, you can apply for a fairy ID card."
[What do I need to prepare? ] A little rabbit poked its head out timidly and asked, its ears twitching nervously.
"You need to provide information about your race, years of cultivation, and your residential address in the fairy world. If you have special abilities, you can also indicate them." Ruan Yaoyao said methodically, "We will have special staff to review the information. As long as the information is true and passes the review, you can get your ID card."
At this time, an old turtle spirit slowly spoke, his tone full of worry: [With this ID card, can it really guarantee that we will not be captured by that evil Taoist priest to make elixirs? ]
Ruan Yaoyao straightened her expression and said solemnly, "Once you have your ID card, you will be protected by human laws. If that so-called 'evil Taoist priest' dares to attack you, he will be breaking the law and we will punish him severely. Our official organization is to maintain peace and order in the human and demon worlds."
In order to make the goblin obedient, Ruan Yaoyao scolded herself mercilessly.
After hearing this, the fairies began to talk among themselves. From their expressions, it can be seen that the worries in their hearts are gradually dissipating, and they are replaced by expectations for the future.
[Then…if we apply, can we still stay in the forest and live wherever we want? If we apply, do we have to move to the human world?]
After all, not all small animals are suitable for living in the human world, and some small animals are still quite worrying.
Ruan Yaoyao said, "How is that possible? Even for us humans, there is no such thing as living in one fixed place. Some people want to live in their hometown, and some people want to live somewhere else. It's all fine. As long as you bring your ID card and remember to register when you arrive at the local place."
[You mean... we can continue to live here even if we register?! ]
"of course can!"
[Then... can you help capture that evil human Taoist priest first? ]
Ruan Yaoyao: "Of course we will help, but you also know that compared to you, we humans know less about Shenlongjia. If there are bad guys hiding in Shenlongjia, we may need your help to lead the way. Otherwise, with our human capabilities, it may be difficult to find him."
【ah……】
"If you are willing to help, we can pay you." Ruan Yaoyao said, "For example, demon-replenishing pills, evolutionary fluids, etc., or the cultivation secrets you want, or other things in the human world. This is all negotiable."
By the way, I also promoted that human civil servants all receive five social insurances and one housing fund, so if fairies want to be one, they can.
After all, compared to humans entering the goblins' territory to manage the goblins, they think it might be more reasonable to let the goblins manage themselves.
Fairies understand fairies better than humans do, and they know how to grasp this scale. If they are worried, at worst they can send in some more people to manage them together with the fairy civil servants they have chosen.
The fairies thought this made a lot of sense. A little monkey fairy jumped up excitedly, his eyes sparkling: "Then, then I want to sign up! I want to sign up now!"
……
Ruan Yaoyao silently thanked the demon king in her heart. If he hadn't run so fast and left no instructions, they wouldn't have been able to proceed so smoothly.
I don’t know where the demon king ran off to.
Ruan Yaoyao stayed here for more than a month and did a lot of things during this month.
For example, Hu Die did not fall in love with Chen Chen. After the Demon King died, she fell in love with her job - because her job provided her with five insurances and one fund, and not only was her salary paid on time, but it also prevented her from being threatened by the so-called "human Taoist priests."
If a Taoist priest really dared to arrest her, she would take out her ID and tell him that her thigh was the country, and let him try to touch it, and she would die if he tried.
The monster raised by Bai Yunxi has not yet become a spirit, but the ideological and political class has already begun. In view of the fact that the rate of spirit formation is too high in their bureau and it is too close to Shenlongjia, the higher-ups have decided to adapt to local conditions and open an "Animal School" in the area, requiring that all animals within the jurisdiction be sent to the Animal School for classes.
As for what the course is, it is definitely different for internal and external users.
Jia Zhongxuan no longer has to worry about meeting Scorpion Lady, because her name has been included in the pile of application forms that Ruan Yaoyao received, and has been sent directly to the "Animal School" for special attention.
There is no need to worry about Fugui, the pastoral dog in Jiao Xuehui's family. Since it has become a spirit and has been issued an ID card, it can be used as a "police dog."
There were also the big little squirrel, the crow spirit, and others who had made considerable contributions before. They were also recruited and became civil servants.
The crow spirit was very smart. He took a fancy to the director of their bureau and made a contract with him directly.
The director was very happy because he had always wanted to raise a bird, but had never been able to do so due to his busy work. He planned to wait until he retired to raise one.
I didn’t expect to be so lucky that I got one before I retired.
It's a very smart one, so you shouldn't worry about it!
When Ruan Yaoyao left, she seemed to hear someone suspecting that the family dog had become a spirit and was preparing to send it to the relevant department for testing.
"Mom, something happened!"
Before boarding the plane, Ruan Yaoyao received a call from her daughter Xu Nannan.
"what happened?"
Xu Nannan, who was sitting in her garden, squatted among the flowers, looking into the distance and whispered to Ruan Yaoyao, "Mom, a tiger appeared in our yard. It's so beautiful!"
He also turned on the camera and let Ruan Yaoyao see it.
Ruan Yaoyao: “…”
She said that she didn't know where the demon king had gone, and it turned out that he had run to her daughter.
Although she knew that the demon king Gong Ran had a relationship with her daughter Xu Nannan, but...
This place is tens of thousands of miles away from Shenlongjia, how can it be related?
Don't tell her that in the original plot, it was her fault that the Demon King was able to get involved with her daughter. If that were the case, Ruan Yaoyao would be so angry that she would die.
Ruan Yaoyao expressionlessly asked Xu Nannan to call her two suitors and invite them to her house for tea.
Xu Nannan: ????
Ruan Yaoyao: "If you don't want to be kidnapped, move faster!"
Xu Nannan: “…”
I rely on!
Come again? !
Fortunately, she was alert and found it strange. Given the environment of their home and the fact that there was no zoo nearby, how could a tiger come here?
Given her special physical condition, she has to report any abnormalities to her mother to ensure safety.
Unexpectedly, this report actually revealed something fishy.
The expression on Xu Nannan's face disappeared. If someone stood next to her, they would find that her expression at this moment was exactly the same as her mother's. She called Wen Renhan and Gui Wangye and asked them to come to her house for tea.