novelden Chapter 277 You Will Represent the Earth
Chapter 277 You Will Represent the Earth
Chapter 277 You Will Represent the Earth
Thousands of light-years away, densely packed space battleships are gathering in the cosmic space. Any one pulled out can film an alien invasion trilogy in Hollywood.
In the movie, no matter how difficult the early stage is, humans will always win in the end, but in reality, nearly one-third of the warships here have the ability to destroy the civilization of the earth.Nuke?Don't be ridiculous, this kind of strategic weapon in the atmosphere has an egg in the space war, not to mention the small and medium-sized warships, but only those large warships, which one does not have the ability to strike at a super-long-range line of sight?
Launching an attack from the orbit of the moon is a face-to-face battle, and launching an attack from the orbit of Mars is only a grid away. The great interstellar voyage is also a great voyage. Even Zhuge Liang, who has been around for thousands of years, knows that bows and arrows are used in water warfare. Biao, it is impossible to use the space battleship that was built with great difficulty as a troop carrier!
Carpet bombing first, and then the army scrubbing, this is something that all fools know.Directly drive the spacecraft into the atmosphere and let the earth people use nuclear bombs?It can only be said that human imagination is really rich.
Pierce, the Black Panther, and a group of officials are all stupid. They are all elites among the elites of human society, but if you ask yourself, they have dreamed of this scene in their dreams!
Some people screamed, some drew their guns, and some squatted in the corner to repent, and even told what they had done to their adopted daughter, which was very explosive and embarrassing.
Sif is a good princess. Seeing this scene, she consciously moved away to avoid the embarrassment of the fire-proof woman. Before leaving, she said, "The king of gods is waiting for you in the command room."
"Well, tell God King, I'll be there soon."
Sif flashed, and the face of the fireproof woman turned black immediately, she snapped her fingers and released a golden lightning, and one of them stunned all these embarrassing things.
After successfully controlling the situation, the fire prevention girl lazily explained, saying to Pierce, "Don't say I didn't take care of you, I will leave the explanation to you."
Pierce thought that I was also confused, what should I explain.But politicians, like cross talk masters, rely on one mouth to eat. It doesn't matter whether you understand it or not. The important thing is how to fool the people below and let them maintain stability obediently.After all, that's what they do on Earth, and it's easy to do it again now.
And Pierce can also gain a lot of goodwill from this action. After all, in an unfamiliar environment, the person who explains the situation to you can always gain your trust. The famous suspension bridge effect is not a joke.
So Pierce rushed to explain to a group of officials. He opened his mouth and said, "No one understands the current situation better than me", and shut his mouth, and said, "Trust me". content, but the central idea is still very clear, that is, we are safe, we are not meat tickets from aliens, let alone die, we can go home when everything is over, those who like flattery can continue to flatter, those who love corruption You can continue to take bribes and pervert the law. Of course, those who want to harm their adopted daughters can also continue to harm them. We are still the elite, and we are still the guides of human civilization!
It turns out that we won't die, and our interests won't be damaged, so we're still afraid of nothing!
Human elites are human elites after all, among other things, they all have a lot of guts, otherwise they wouldn't do things that are enough to be shot a hundred times all day long.
The elites spit a few mouthfuls into their palms, and then touched their hair, and one by one, they returned to their dog-like postures.They looked at the universe through the portholes, and there were faint lights flickering in front of the densely packed battleships, which made them all dazzled. After all, this stuff is much better than Hollywood special effects.
"Your Majesty, what's going on here?" A familiar voice sounded, it was the fat green father-in-law, the famous General Ross.
The fire prevention girl was a little surprised: "Why are you here?"
"Don't you know? I changed my job. Oh yes, you went back to Losric a few months ago." Ross slapped his head and said, "I have retired from the army and now I am working in the State Department. Recently, I was ordered Preparations and site selection for the fighting competition. To be honest, I thought this job would be [-] times safer than the last one, but I didn't expect that today...Your Majesty, what is going on here? Aliens are coming Have you attacked the earth? The earth has not been destroyed, right? We are not the last earthlings, are we?"
The last person on earth, you old man has too much imagination, don’t be like a certain bald head (Ancient One: ???), you usually get to the starting point, right?
Since they are acquaintances, the fire-proof woman is willing to say a few more words: "Don't worry, General Ross. The earth is very good, and the people on it are also very good. They still enjoy paying off their mortgages and car loans, and live a happy life every day. .As for the current situation, it is very simple, and it has something to do with your work."
All the officials raised their ears, and Ross also said curiously: "It's related to our work, but many of us are not from the same department, or even from the same country."
"But you both have the same job." The fireproof woman smiled and said, "You are all working for the venue where the fighting competition will be held, right? I am happy to inform you that your work is over, and you can apply for a long vacation to your superiors to take a good rest Already!"
Everyone was stunned, and the scene of being trained by Sif as his grandson reappeared.Ross said embarrassingly: "Our proposals have all been rejected, how can we say that the work has been completed?"
The fire girl pointed out the window: "Because we have already selected the venue, right there, 80 kilometers away from us, a planet named Yigo is the venue for this fighting competition."
"80 kilometers?"
"There are two earth and moons that are so far apart!"
"Where is Egg Star?"
"Is there water and an atmosphere on it?"
"What about its gravity and temperature?"
"Can humans live on it?"
Politicians are politicians, and they soon discovered the point.The Fighting Conference brought humans into contact with alien civilizations, and at most it accelerated the pace of human progress.But Yige star is different. If it is suitable for human habitation, then it is a new continent that can regenerate human beings, and they who brought back this news are the Columbus of the new era!
Did Columbus seek the New World for a dream?There may be, but there are definitely not many. What really motivates him to voyage again and again is the interest, which is the real financial support of Queen Isabella I of Spain.Is Queen Isabella for the dream?No, she is for the spices and gold in Southeast Asia, but also for naked interests.Was Christopher Columbus Italian or Spanish?It doesn't matter, it's all cannon fodder anyway, it's better not to be one's own citizens, as long as it brings benefits, it doesn't matter that Columbus is the messenger of the devil!
Therefore, interest is the key to success or failure.No benefit, no matter how simple things can be done well, and no benefit, no matter how difficult things are, it is trivial.So officials care more about their interests than their own lives.
"Gravity is not a problem, nor is temperature. There is air and water. Yes, of course humans can live on it. After all, I want to hold a fighting competition there. If I can't even survive, isn't it too unfair? "
The affirmative answer of the fire-proof woman made the officials extremely excited, and they all calculated in their hearts how much benefit they could get from this incident.Not long after Ross switched to a civilian job, his military thinking was still in his bones, so he was not completely blinded by interests, but saw more practical problems.
"If Ego is the venue for this competition, why are there so many space battleships gathered here? Don't aliens have civilian transport planes? You know, no one on Earth would use an aircraft carrier as a cruise ship."
Earthlings don’t know it, and of course aliens don’t either!
The fire prevention girl smiled slightly and said, "The reason why a large number of space battleships have gathered here is because of a small problem."
General Ross's expression tightened: "What small problem?"
The fireproof girl said with a chuckle: "Eggstar doesn't want to be a competition field."
Ross and everyone were stunned: "It doesn't want to be an arena? Are you kidding me, can a planet still have its own consciousness?"
The fire prevention girl smiled without saying a word.
When everyone saw it, they fell silent.A few drops of sweat fell from Rose's forehead, and he asked tentatively, "Your Majesty, Eggstar...doesn't he really have his own consciousness?"
The Fireproof Girl said indifferently: "I don't seem to have the need to lie to you. Yes, Yi Gexing has its own consciousness, and it refuses to be the venue for the fighting competition. In fact, its existence is longer than the earth, and among millions of In the past few years, it has continuously devoured stars and strengthened itself, causing the extinction of several civilizations and no less than [-] major space disasters. It is one of the few terrifying existences in the universe. It's a living planet, Egg!"
Everyone was stunned, and an official said in disbelief: "This is ridiculous. It's just a planet, full of rocks and mud. How can a pile of inorganic matter become life, let alone give birth to consciousness!"
When mentioning inorganic matter, Black Panther immediately came back to his senses. He looked at Yige Xing, faintly feeling that there might be the answer he was looking for.This Wakanda prince is also a real person, he doesn't care if it's absurd or not, he just exists or doesn't exist.Yi Gexing has the answer, so he will look for it, if Yi Gexing is not willing, then hit it until it is willing!
Because of the confidence from Zhenjin, the Black Panther said very simply: "It doesn't matter whether it is conscious or not, the important thing is that we need it. Your Majesty, I am also willing to contribute to the fighting competition. Please give me one to participate in the battle." Chance!"
A nigga is a nigger, open your mouth to fight and kill!
The officials despised the Panther's behavior in their hearts, but they were all honest.That's right, I don't care if you are conscious or not?All we have to do is to take what we need, if you are not willing, then we will find a way to make you willing.
Warships, cannons, overwhelming bombing... Isn't what the aliens are doing now what the earthlings were doing a few centuries ago?Closed the door?The door is blown up, you still have to lock it!
As a result, a group of officials were excited, clamoring for the Black Panther to show its style, play at a high level, and win glory for the people of the earth.After all, they are not stupid, they know that they will definitely pay for nothing, and now that someone who has been taken advantage of has volunteered, they are naturally happy to go along with it, just like the Queen of Spain back then, when they heard that there are still people who volunteered to die, then there is nothing to say, and they definitely support it ah!
In the past, that person was called Columbus, but now, this person is called T'Challa.
Seeing everyone's high fighting spirit, the Fireproof Girl was very satisfied.But she wasn't really planning to let the Black Panther go. After all, Columbus was still close to death.After all, he only has a shabby vibrating gold battle suit, neither Gundam nor red horns, and fighting in space has no meaning other than giving away the opponent's head.
The reason why the fire-proof woman wants to provoke the desire of the officials is entirely to occupy the righteousness and share more when the star Yi Ge is divided up after the war.
Why do you ask?
Just because Yi Ge is the father of Star-Lord, and Star-Lord has half of the earth blood in his body!
The Fireproof Girl ignored the Black Panther's request to fight, and took out a stack of documents from her skirt and distributed them to everyone.
"What is this?" Ross asked puzzled, "A missing child named Peter Quill? Is he a relative of yours?"
Everyone looked at the fire-proof woman, who shook her head: "He is not my relative, but a relative of Ego. Strictly speaking, he is the child of the living planet Ego and the earth woman."
Everyone was shocked, and the black panther even exclaimed: "What kind of woman can hold a planet?"
Yes, yes, everyone nodded.Not to mention reproductive isolation, just to say that the size is not up to standard, this is not a problem of one step to the stomach.
Knock, men are indeed retarded!
The fire-proof girl said angrily: "Igo is using a clone, and it is a clone made according to the physiological indicators of people on Earth."
"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized.
Solved the physical hygiene problem, smart IQ once again occupied the high ground.The officials immediately thought that half of Peter Quill was an Earthling, so the laws of the Earth would naturally apply.That being the case, as a direct family member, he is the first heir. If Lao Tzu dies, everything should belong to his son. This principle makes sense no matter where you go!
At this point, everyone suddenly became enlightened and their eyes lit up.
Peter Quill is good, Peter Quill is wonderful, his existence can completely allow the earth to have a share of Yige star, this is simply the highest level of white prostitution.If Xingjue's mother was not dead, they even wanted to award this woman the greatest woman of mankind award.No, it is precisely because this woman is dead that she must be awarded this award, but it cannot be awarded when she is alive, otherwise the first ladies of all countries will lose face!
Having figured out this joint, all the officials held the information as if they had found a treasure, and all of them looked at it eagerly.General Ross looked at it and laughed loudly: "That woman is an American, and Peter Quill is also an American. God bless America!"
All the officials are very bitter, but the fact is that they can't help a dead person change his nationality, can't he?However, a South Korean official's eyeballs rolled straight away, and when he was about to return to Earth, he would quote scriptures and set up standard procedures to serve him.
"It seems that everyone understands, so I won't say anything more." The fire-proof woman said to Ross: "Since Peter Quill is an American, I would like to trouble you, General, to walk with me."
Ross asked cautiously, "Are we going?"
The Fireproof Girl smiled slightly: "Except for the God King of Asgard, the leaders of the three major civilizations in the universe are all waiting for us!"
Rose's face was visibly red.
Not shy, but excited!
As the first person on earth to meet the heads of multiple alien civilizations, this is destined to be recorded in the annals of history. With this achievement alone, who can defeat him politically?Among other things, just by writing memoirs, he can earn back the milk powder money of his No. 30 sixth-generation great-grandson!
Under the envious eyes of the officials, Ross straightened his clothes and said excitedly: "Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you for giving me this opportunity, I, I am very honored!"
"Take it easy, general, show off your demeanor of chasing after the green fat man. Remember, from this moment on, you will represent the earth!"
(End of this chapter)